| A few years ago I ordered a dozen polishing cloths, a tin of Warwick beeswax, 2 sets of strings, and a stand for myself, and a Beatles Sgt Pepper jigsaw puzzle (it was near Christmas) for my dad.
They sent me the stand, the puzzle, about 6 dozen polishing cloths, 1 of the 2 sets of strings, a pack of 6 effect pedal patch cables that I didn't order, and nothing else.
I called, the operator apologized profusely and said the rest of my order would get shipped that day, with next-day delivery at no cost. I asked how to return the patch cables and extra cloths; the operator just said "Uh... merry Christmas! Keep them."
Sure enough, the next day, the rest of my order came. I thought it was odd, though, that this box was the same size as the first; big enough to ship a guitar stand in.
I opened it, and sure enough, there was my original order, in full, plus not one but two tins of the wax!
So now I was up 6 dozen polishing cloths, one tin of beeswax, one stand, one puzzle, one set of strings, and 6 patch cables.
I called again, and told them; but once again, the operator just said "keep it."
One puzzle went to my dad as planned, one stand went to my brother, and I kept the rest.
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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