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Unspoken511

01-13-2013 09:38 PM

Naming my Bass

What should I make my bass? It's a schecter stiletto extreme 5 string, standard black.

sarcastro83

01-13-2013 09:46 PM

How to name your bass in three easy steps:

1) Head to your local strip club.

2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".

Staredge

01-13-2013 09:53 PM

Vera.

tastybasslines

01-13-2013 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarcastro83 (Post 13715590)

This is pretty good. It's like your "porn name" except only for your bass.

So all of our basses would be called "Angel" and "Destiny" then? :D

burl0029

01-13-2013 10:17 PM

Ramone, as in Razor Ramone

rossiman

01-13-2013 10:18 PM

Guy Pratt says that you should name all of your basses "Betsy"

TolerancEJ

01-13-2013 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burl0029 (Post 13715682)

Ramone, as in Razor Ramone

Good choice, but he did say it was a FIVE string, so I'm thinking Bundy might be a better name.

Bloodhammer

01-14-2013 10:38 AM

Priscilla

TolerancEJ

01-14-2013 10:50 AM

klejst

01-15-2013 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarcastro83 (Post 13715590)

Genius! :D

Llaslo

01-15-2013 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Staredge (Post 13715609)

Vera.

Is this a Jayne reference? If so, +1! :D

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