Naming my Bass

Unspoken511 · #1 01-13-2013, 09:38 PM

What should I make my bass? It's a schecter stiletto extreme 5 string, standard black.

sarcastro83 · #2 01-13-2013, 09:46 PM

How to name your bass in three easy steps:

1) Head to your local strip club.

2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".

Staredge · #3 01-13-2013, 09:53 PM

Vera.

tastybasslines · #4 01-13-2013, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarcastro83

How to name your bass in three easy steps:

1) Head to your local strip club.

2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".

This is pretty good. It's like your "porn name" except only for your bass.

So all of our basses would be called "Angel" and "Destiny" then?

burl0029 · #5 01-13-2013, 10:17 PM

Ramone, as in Razor Ramone

rossiman · #6 01-13-2013, 10:18 PM

Guy Pratt says that you should name all of your basses "Betsy"

TolerancEJ · #7 01-13-2013, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by burl0029

Ramone, as in Razor Ramone

Good choice, but he did say it was a FIVE string, so I'm thinking Bundy might be a better name.

Bloodhammer · #8 01-14-2013, 10:38 AM

Priscilla

TolerancEJ · #9 01-14-2013, 10:50 AM

klejst · #10 01-15-2013, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarcastro83

How to name your bass in three easy steps:

1) Head to your local strip club.

2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".

Genius!

Llaslo · #11 01-15-2013, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Staredge

Vera.

Is this a Jayne reference? If so, +1!