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Old 01-13-2013, 09:38 PM
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Naming my Bass

What should I make my bass? It's a schecter stiletto extreme 5 string, standard black.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:46 PM
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How to name your bass in three easy steps:

1) Head to your local strip club.

2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:53 PM
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:56 PM
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How to name your bass in three easy steps:

1) Head to your local strip club.

2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".
This is pretty good. It's like your "porn name" except only for your bass.

So all of our basses would be called "Angel" and "Destiny" then?
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:17 PM
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Ramone, as in Razor Ramone

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Old 01-13-2013, 10:18 PM
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Guy Pratt says that you should name all of your basses "Betsy"
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Old 01-13-2013, 11:15 PM
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Ramone, as in Razor Ramone

Good choice, but he did say it was a FIVE string, so I'm thinking Bundy might be a better name.

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Old 01-14-2013, 10:38 AM
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:50 AM
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:15 AM
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How to name your bass in three easy steps:

1) Head to your local strip club.

2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".
Genius!
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:54 AM
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Vera.
Is this a Jayne reference? If so, +1!
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