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05-12-2004, 04:20 PM
| | Member | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Bernardino, CA | | | A New Musican Joke I made up
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What did the bass playing prostitute say to the man on the street?
"Lookin for some good time?" 
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05-12-2004, 04:21 PM
| | snatch canadian cream | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Eugene, OR | | | He is gonna be here all week folks! |
05-12-2004, 04:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Knoxville, TN | | Heh. Remember to tip your waitresses. 
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05-12-2004, 04:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hick Town in Oregon, USA | | GENIUS!!
wow... that er... pretty good, put a smile on my face THX
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*sigh* there are always two things on my mind... my bass... and... |
05-12-2004, 06:49 PM
|  | So much flame, it burns............ | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV. | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Stephen S What did the bass playing prostitute say to the man on the street?
"Lookin for some good time?" | Don't quit that day job. 
Actually, "What did the Bass Playing Prostitute say to the Drummer?" would have been funnier. 
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05-17-2004, 12:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Warrensburg, MO | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Eyescream Heh. Remember to tip your waitresses. | And return them to their original upright position.
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Originally Posted by Coutts_is_god Their is a time and their is a place for being smart. | Well, maybe not.
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05-17-2004, 06:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Queens, N.Y.(Near JFK Airport) | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Only And return them to their original upright position. | 
I love it!
Mike
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05-17-2004, 01:21 PM
| | So much flame, it burns............ | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV. | | Quote:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by Eyescream Heh. Remember to tip your waitresses.
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Originally Posted by Only And return them to their original upright position. | Or the old standby:
"...but don't tip them over."
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05-21-2004, 03:26 PM
| | snatch canadian cream | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Eugene, OR | | You guys are so corny |
05-21-2004, 03:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bay Area, California | | Here's my "bumper sticker I'd like to see": BASS PLAYERS LIKE IT WITH A BIG BOTTOM END
Dave |
05-21-2004, 04:45 PM
| | | The "Bass Players Do It Deeper" sticker is a funny one...or am I just imagining it exists?  |
05-21-2004, 05:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA | | | here's one:
question: why do we all play bass?
answer: have you seen our stand up comedy act? |
05-22-2004, 03:05 AM
| | So much flame, it burns............ | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV. | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by 3 crotch grabs here's one:
question: why do we all play bass?
answer: have you seen our stand up comedy act? | Stu Hamm quote:
Like all musicians, I have delusions of being a Stand-Up Comedian.
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05-22-2004, 11:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA | | | a friend of mine is a bartender at teatra zinzanni, apparently, stu hamm is a hilarious drunk, and rarely gets through a set sober. never misses a note, or a drink. |
05-22-2004, 12:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Baltimore,MD | | reminds me of the Full Metal Jacket part where they steal his Camera | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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