Yeah, I cracked up at Acu-Funk-Ture.
Some of the names aren't that ridiculous, I think they're just on there to fill out the "categories." Noah's Ark Was a Spaceship is a local band here in Omaha that's been around a while. I've never bothered to see them, but that's just because I'm lazy.
Some of my favorites:
Sparklep*ssy Barbie (I was disappointed to find out they weren't an all-chick band)
V.A.G. ("Very Angry Girls") - Irish girl band - one of the best band names ever. I'll make a point to see them if I'm ever in Ireland.
Lightning Swords of Death - funny because my friends wanted me to call my current band "The Flaming Swords" (I figured it might give off the wrong, uh, connotation)
The Scattered Remains of a More Glorious Past - somehow it's just ridiculous yet awesome at the same time
Kill You In The Face - sounds just awful but someone pointed out this is a song lyric of some sort
Tiger! Sh*t! Tiger! Tiger! - hilarious. I guess I'd yell the same thing if I were... being attacked by a tiger.
and Arsenal of Blasphemy. Not for the band name so much, but for their hands-down
most hilarious "band bio" EVER.