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03-29-2011, 01:19 PM
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03-29-2011, 01:44 PM
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03-29-2011, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jared21  Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f#  | Oh, no, no that's wrong---it has to be an open string, because that way...
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03-29-2011, 03:06 PM
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03-29-2011, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jared21 Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f# | "F" sharp...clever! Did you make that one up yourself?
Seems like in 3 pages of replies no one else got the joke.
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03-29-2011, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jared21 Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f# | Nope -
It's yellow and sticky, and on it is written -
The laundry and vacuuming is all done.
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03-29-2011, 07:46 PM
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03-29-2011, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Rockingbird All of them, if you do it right. | Any of them- if you're really good.  |
03-29-2011, 09:54 PM
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03-29-2011, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jared21 Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f# | Yes, the "Orgasm Note" exists.
The technical term is Federal Reserve Note.
The quantity required to produce an orgasm is different for each woman. Over time notes of a given demonination have a diminishing effect.
If you are unlucky, you will be required to provide said notes long after the recipient experiences her last orgasm in your presence.
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03-30-2011, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Munjibunga | Thanks for the link, Mike. There's something about those short busses that's compelling, despite the nagging voice in the far recesses of my mind screaming, "It's gonna tip over!" |
12-13-2012, 11:36 PM
| | | | Yes, the "orgasm note" is real. The extraterrestrials who made the Egyptian pyramids inscribed a record of it in the tomb of Khafre. But don't tell anyone I told you, it's a secret closely guarded by the Illuminati.
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12-13-2012, 11:54 PM
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12-13-2012, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by sevenyearsdown There's also a note that will make the entire room crap themselves, but you have to have really good sustain, a touch of tube break up, and round wound strings. | They call it brown noise
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12-14-2012, 12:21 AM
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12-14-2012, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Jared21 Hi, I lve heard from my friends and other bassist ive came across that theres a not that can make a woman scream. I was wondering what it is. Ive been told its a f# | If you need to play a note to achieve this goal, you're doing it wrong
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12-14-2012, 01:29 AM
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12-14-2012, 06:50 AM
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