Paris Hilton *puke*

[heath_the_great]

well i heard on the radio at work today that next month paris hilton is releasing a single, a reggae song ...then she's releasing a cover of rod stewarts "do you think im sexy"

i can imagine the lyrics being nothing but "thats hot, thats hoooooot, thats hot hot hot"

[fr0me0]

i would nail paris hilton and let her buy me all sorts of stuff

[heath_the_great]

Originally Posted by fr0me0

i would nail paris hilton and let her buy me all sorts of stuff

i wouldnt

[bmc]

I wonder if she'll change the lyrics to include "I'm a too bit whore".

[heath_the_great]

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/05/26/220316.php

loooove that headline

Originally Posted by bmc

I wonder if she'll change the lyrics to include "I'm a too bit whore".

i wonder if for the film clip if she'll use footage she's shot before ....not that it was any good....or of my taste

[jeff_bass28]

Originally Posted by fr0me0

i would nail paris hilton and let her buy me all sorts of stuff

Like some penicillin...
I would let her buy me stuff, though!
My favorite description of her has to be "She looks like one of those raw chickens you see hanging up in Asian markets."
I don't remember where that came from, but every time I see her, I think "raw chicken."

good titles for her song:
"Do Ya Think I'm Bitchy?"
"Do Ya Think I'm Anorexic?"
"Do Ya Think I'm Pointless?"
"Do Ya Think I'm Skanky?"

[heath_the_great]

she's also covered blondies heart of glass

[JustOpenYourMind]

Guess what!

She succeded with making people talk about her once again!

And she caught you!

Bad publicity is publicity nonetheless and makes people known.

[heath_the_great]

Originally Posted by JustOpenYourMind

Guess what!

She succeded with making people talk about her once again!

And she caught you!

Bad publicity is publicity nonetheless and makes people known.

yeah yeah yeah...heard it all before, blah blah blah..she still suxs ass and i hope this kills her

[bmc]

...and who can forget Southpark's Whore-off?

QUOTE
At the South Park Mall, Paris Hilton is making an appearance. Wendy wants to know what she does; the answer she receives is that Paris is a stupid, rich, whore. She is there to open her new store, which supports that position, "Stupid Spoiled Whore." Wendy looks for other friends, because her friends are acting all weird with their Paris Hilton stuff, but even her replacement friends decide to make use of the new "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset." After Paris Hilton's dog shoots itself, Paris spots Butters and decides that she simply must have him. She renames him "Mr. Biggles" and takes him into her limousine. Wendy in the meantime tries to turn to her parents for help, and she has her father on her side for a while, until he falls under the spell of the empowered women at the shopping mall. Butters' parents find out that he is "dating" Paris Hilton and begin seeing dollar signs; they decide to try cashing in. Paris asks them how much for "Mr. Biggles." While his parents debate about whether or not they will sell their son to the heiress, Paris passes out in Butters' bedroom. Wendy tries to fit in with Bebe and the other whores, but she just doesn't cut it. Bebe and the other whores start to invite various boys to Bebe's house for a party, but Cartman doesn't make the cut. Butters parents come to a decision for $200 million they won't sell their son, but if she gives them $250 million it's a deal. Butters doesn't want to be sold, his father tells him if he can raise the money himself, he can stay. To make money Butters goes out to mine coal, just like his grandfather did; meanwhile his parent's seal the deal with Paris. The party at Bebe's house is rocking and Cartman is trying to crash it. Wendy goes to Mr. Garrison's house to get some help from Mr. Slave. She wants advice on how to become a whore. Mr. Slave recounts the tale of his youth, he was born a whore, and it wasn't something he had to work at. "Mr. Biggles" is about to leave with his new owner, until he sees what fate might be in store for him, Butters gets out of the limousine and runs away. Wendy and Mr. Slave go to Bebe's party. Mr. Slave tries to talk some sense into the girls. Paris arrives and the pair gets into a discussion that leads to Paris challenging Mr. Slave to a "Whore Off." The competition begins and Paris comes on strong, including the use of a pineapple, but Mr. Slave easily takes the victory by inserting Paris Hilton where the sun never shines. Mr. Slave again appeals to the girls who've learned their lesson. Meanwhile, the Stotch family is out of the money and Paris Hilton, well she's on a Lemmiwinks adventure
UNQUOTE

[Diggler]

Paris is white trash with money.

If she was born into a different life, she'd be turning tricks for meth in a trailer park.

Sleazy skank that I wouldn't nail with your ****.

[heath_the_great]

i love in south park how she keeps on coughing up that white stuff

[bmc]

Originally Posted by Diggler

If she was born into a different life, she'd be turning tricks for meth in a trailer park.

Sleazy skank that I wouldn't nail with your ****.

LOL.

[morf]

I like how all her animals shoot themselves in the head