please delete. (previously most Metal thread)

[moogboy]

mods, please delete.

[lemur821]

I can't really answer this, since everything I do is maximally metal.

[dancehallclasher]

punched Margaret Thatcher in the face

[funkalicious101]

cannibalism.

[middy]

Banged a trashy girl with big hair.

[Embryodead]

Originally Posted by middy

Banged a trashy girl with big hair.

then found out it was a man.

[lemur821]

I sometimes play so loud that the audience members' mothers go deaf (and they're not in attendance!).

EDIT: I also invent new forms of punctuation with blatant disregard for what "the man" will approve of.