I kid.

I am smack in the middle of polka heaven here surrounded by Swiss, Norwegians,Germans Swedes and Poles. I actually get to see the real thing and I'm reminded not to take it for granted. We get the big bands from across the pond playing at little taverns and supper clubs around me.
So no slight intended, that was sorta tongue and cheek. I just find it funny because so many polkas are really the same song with different words. And it's the guys ex wife shackin up with the perp! There's a good song in there somewhere!