retarded top ## lists

beyondhairy · #1 07-14-2006, 06:44 PM

i was flipping throug the chanel and i land on fuse, and the show that was on was called "top 5 mosh songs" so im like "oh cool, some slayer or metallica"

NO!!

the show starts and they are all "#5 on the list is afi" with some unmoshible song, hell the host even said "did you know that the people in the video werent even moshing to the song, they were moshing to a boombox blasting hatebreed" i laughed my arse off after hearing that lol

number 4 was my chemicle romance, i turned it off after that, was a retarded list. wheres all the heavy music? this generation sucks, i should have been born 20 years earlier

Drake Kennedy · #2 07-14-2006, 06:49 PM

I find it ironic that you can't spell the word you are using as an insult.

Snarf · #3 07-14-2006, 06:50 PM

Kids today are lame, for the most part.

superbassman2000 · #4 07-14-2006, 06:53 PM

yeah, they have retarted spelling

i was thinking the same thing drake

beyondhairy · #5 07-14-2006, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake Kennedy

I find it ironic that you can't spell the word you are using as an insult.

me too lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snarf

Kids today are lame, for the most part.

+14394855093458903854343

Thursday · #6 07-14-2006, 06:54 PM

what? Dood you need to listen to some Job For A Cowboy, Between The Buried And Me, Waking The Cadaver, we went over this...

beyondhairy · #7 07-14-2006, 06:56 PM

are those songs or bands?

and my biggest gripe isnt the music, its the vocals and most of the lyrics.

i hate singers that sound so whiney, or singers that sing soft lyrics but scream them to make himself sound more like a man but he still wears girl pants, tight shirts and eye liner.

Thursday · #8 07-14-2006, 06:57 PM

Bands.

beyondhairy · #9 07-14-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Thursday

Bands.

can u recomend some songs that u feel sum up those bands?

Freaky Fender · #10 07-14-2006, 09:42 PM

You have to stop relying on the mainstream to give you hard bands. You sound like you need some Lightning Bolt.

beyondhairy · #11 07-14-2006, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Freaky Fender

You have to stop relying on the mainstream to give you hard bands. You sound like you need some Lightning Bolt.

lighting bolt sounds good, lol sounds better then "my chemicle romance" lol

whats lightning bolt?

Thursday · #12 07-14-2006, 09:53 PM

give me a sec

Job For A Cowboy -
Emtombment Of A Machine
Suspened By The Throat

Waking The Cadaver -
Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist
Blood Splatterd Satisfaction

Between The Buried And Me -
All of there songs

Here lyrics for some of the songs

JFAC
It breathes.
What stands before us is not a machine,
it breathes, it will bleed, and it will sleep.
Its body is covered in hundreds of wires.
The mouth attempts to speak but,
Only murmers collapse from its jaws.
With only delayed movements from its figure we all begin to strain.
My legs weaken at the site of this damanged program,
For this program kept you breathing, it kept you alive.
These circuits diffused once more.
We kneel and we plead for no mourning ahead of us,
Entombment of a machine.
So Sleep, sleep among us and hesitate no more.
I saw it die.

Derek the Cello · #13 07-14-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by beyondhairy

lighting bolt sounds good, lol sounds better then "my chemicle romance" lol

whats lightning bolt?

Lightning Bolt is a two piece (guitar/drums) from the RISD noise scene around Providence. In Rhode Island a lot of the shows are played in warehouses, so most of the bands play incredibly loud to fill up the airspace. The drummer is almost completely deaf. So yeah, they play pretty hard.

beyondhairy · #14 07-14-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek the Cello

Lightning Bolt is a two piece (guitar/drums) from the Rhode Island noise scene. In Rhode Island a lot of the shows are played in warehouses, so most of the bands play incredibly loud to fill up the airspace. The drummer is almost completely deaf. So yeah, they play pretty hard.

oooo awesome, that reminds me of death from above 1989
do u know about them? they are a two piece band too(bass and drums, thats right BASS and drums lol) i saw them live when they opened for NIN last november, they were pretty cool. you should check them out, not a GREAT band but pretty decent.

beyondhairy · #15 07-14-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thursday

give me a sec

Job For A Cowboy -
Emtombment Of A Machine
Suspened By The Throat

Waking The Cadaver -
Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist
Blood Splatterd Satisfaction

Between The Buried And Me -
All of there songs

Here lyrics for some of the songs

JFAC
It breathes.
What stands before us is not a machine,
it breathes, it will bleed, and it will sleep.
Its body is covered in hundreds of wires.
The mouth attempts to speak but,
Only murmers collapse from its jaws.
With only delayed movements from its figure we all begin to strain.
My legs weaken at the site of this damanged program,
For this program kept you breathing, it kept you alive.
These circuits diffused once more.
We kneel and we plead for no mourning ahead of us,
Entombment of a machine.
So Sleep, sleep among us and hesitate no more.
I saw it die.

thanks, ill check these out tomorow

Derek the Cello · #16 07-14-2006, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by beyondhairy

oooo awesome, that reminds me of death from above 1989
do u know about them? they are a two piece band too(bass and drums, thats right BASS and drums lol) i saw them live when they opened for NIN last november, they were pretty cool. you should check them out, not a GREAT band but pretty decent.

I love Death from Above, I used to listen to their album every day when it just came out. I can't take all the electronic dance remixes of their crap, I need for them to put out another album. The bassist fills so much range, it's fun to watch him play.

Derek the Cello · #17 07-14-2006, 10:18 PM

Also, there's a thread on noise rock floating around (maybe from yesterday?) worth checking out, most of the bands mentioned in it are pretty good.

Freaky Fender · #18 07-14-2006, 11:17 PM

Lightning Bolt is actually bass and drums. The bass player occasionally uses a whammy pedal to give him the guitar sound. Death From Above 1979 is more dancey, where as Lightning Bolt is more about noise.

RockFace · #19 07-14-2006, 11:32 PM

there is plenty of good heavy music out there ( All That Remains just put out an AWESOME new album), but because music is such a commodity now, they can market crappy, whiny talentless music as "heavy" or "dark" music, and lots of people will like it and think it is heavy. what most people consider "heavy" music isn't in fact heavy at all.

i myself always say i should have been born 10 years earlier. gimme the grunge, baby. i think i actually should have been in soundgarden.

rock.