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Old 12-10-2010, 11:06 AM
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Seeking one-armed drummer...

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Well,

This band is very serious about being an "authentic" Def Leppard tribute band.

Found this ad on Craigslist:
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This is awesome. I would pay to see that.
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:12 AM
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ridiculous! can you make out what it says in the ( ) ??
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:12 AM
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My drummer gets some hot chicks from the audiance to duct tape one arm behind his back when we do Def Leppard. I don't thinks he's got the dedication for true authenticity.....
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
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ridiculous! can you make out what it says in the ( ) ??
No Prosthetics.
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:15 AM
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This is awesome. I would pay to see that.
I would pay to see him become a one-armed drummer.
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:19 AM
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I saw DL in London - High and Dry tour pre-crash - and as far as I can tell, to be completely authentic all they'd have to do is get very drunk, forget the songs, and not tune up....
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:23 AM
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One armed drummers are easy to find.

Flame retardant sticks... easy to find.

A drummer with pro gear... easy to find.

But a drummer that's NOT a dope fiend? Good luck!
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:48 PM
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Maybe all drummers should have one arm detached. Their time keeping ability would be improved by 25% instantly.
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Reminds me of a joke.

Back when Sadaam Hussein was still alive, his commander called all his body doubles for a meeting. The commander says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is Sadaam is still alive, so you still have jobs. The bad news is that he has lost an arm."
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ridiculous! can you make out what it says in the ( ) ??
No prosthetics.
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:35 PM
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Reminds me of another joke.

What has ten legs, nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.


Actually, I like Def Leppard.
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^ Harsh.

Funny, but harsh.
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Old 12-11-2010, 08:27 AM
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I would pay to see him become a one-armed drummer.
That's probably been on Japanese TV.
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Reminds me of another joke.

What has ten legs, nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.


Actually, I like Def Leppard.
I liked the first two albums.

That joke is funny.
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:47 AM
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Maybe as a backup plan they could get the "one-armed violinist" from "Hollywood Knights" ?
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Maybe as a backup plan they could get the "one-armed violinist" from "Hollywood Knights" ?
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