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Old 08-25-2005, 02:15 PM
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Songs That Crack You Up---

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Post here, songs that make you laugh uncontrollably.

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Stealing People's Mail, Lets Lynch The Landlord - Dead Kennedys

Ace of Spades, Damage Case - Motorhead


Cat Food - King Crimson
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:32 PM
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Coca Cola Douche -- The Fugs.
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:32 PM
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Oh Mickey You're so fine,
Youre so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Oh Mickey Youre so Fine,
Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Hey Mickey

Oh Mickey You're so fine,
Youre so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Oh Mickey Youre so Fine,
Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Hey Mickey

Hey Mickey
Youve been around all night
and thats a little long,
You think you've got the right,
But I think youve got it wrong.
Why can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home Mickey,

Cause when You say you will
It always means you won't
Youre givin me the chills
baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me alone
Mickey.

Oh Mickey what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart
You take me by the hand
Oh Mickey Youre so pretty
Cant you understand?
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey
Do Mickey
Dont break my heart Mickey.

Now When you take me by the hooves
Everyone's gonna know
Everytime you move
I let a little More show
There's Something we can use
So dont say no Mickey!


So Come on and give it to me
Anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it
Ill treat you like a man
Oh Please, Baby Please
Dont leave me in a jam Mickey!

Oh Mickey what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart
You take me by the hand
Oh Mickey Youre so pretty
Cant you understand?
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey
Do Mickey
Dont break my heart Mickey.

Oh Mickey You're so fine,
Youre so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Oh Mickey Youre so Fine,
Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Hey Mickey
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:33 PM
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Who was it that did the "Retards to the Zoo" song? Dead Kennedys?
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:35 PM
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That was the Dead Milkmen.


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Old 08-25-2005, 02:37 PM
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.. i think that would be the dead milkmen actually
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:38 PM
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... wow, matt, you beat me to it
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Sad Songs and Waltzes - Cake
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I knew it was something Dead, and it DOES crack me up.
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:41 PM
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speaking of Cake, the first time i listened to When You Sleep it kinda caught me off guard... ("When you sleep, where do your fingers go?")
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:46 PM
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That was the Dead Milkmen.

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Bitchin Camaro is another funny Dead Milkmen song.

And Dead Kennedys' Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables is one of my favorite albums....EVER-est-est.
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:53 PM
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Achy Breaky Fart
La Macarena
School Days by Stanley Clarke (I know, I know, flame away)
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:54 PM
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:10 PM
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My way or the High way... Durst sounds like such a tool *L*

The llama song...

Badger Badger Badger
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:26 PM
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:29 PM
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Pretty much anything by Tenacious D

I check my dipstick!


BTW here is another one...


AND THEY ARE LIKE
ITS BETTER THEN YOURS
DAMN RIGHT ITS BETTER THEN YOURS
I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I GOT TO CHARGE...
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:38 PM
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ICP - What is a Jugalo? (off The Great Milenko)
Boogie Woogie Woo is kinda cool too

King Missile - Detachable Penis
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:43 PM
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If those 4 words put together are not phallic, I don't know what is!
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:50 PM
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Badger Badger Badger
Mushroom, Mushroom
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
A Snake, A Snake, Oooo it's a Snake.
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Pinch Me by BNL...but it cracks me up in a good way.
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