06-14-2004, 12:48 PM
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there was a great response: Quote:
Question: If someone gives you a banjo, how do you know that this will be the banjo your 'benefactor' wants to see? What if it's the same type as the last one, and he doesn't like this one either?
And what about ukeleles? What are they worth? They generally have less strings than banjos, but they should be worth a moped or two.
And what happened to the guy who wanted a guitar for his "developer"; is this developer some Castro recluse who collects instruments and young men to create a bluegrass band of indentured love slaves?
But it is an interesting appeal nonetheless, that I'm willing to try, so here goes:
Your 58 Les Paul will get me laid. If someone gives me a 58 Les Paul, (preferably Goldtop with original pickups and hardshell case) that cute girl who always comes to my shows will doubtless be smitten with admiration and lust by the sudden appearance of such a sleek and classic instrument, and will wish to bed me in a thoroughly feral manner.
I showed her my other guitar, but it was a Peavey and she was not impressed.
Please give me your classic 58 Les Paul so I can get laid.
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