Surely not!

[Peter Squire]

http://www.smh.com.au/news/music/par...816957548.html

[Michael Jewels]

My heart is breaking for her.

PSYCH !!!

I once saw her on a show, and she had just introduced her new perfume. A few minutes later, someone else mentioned a different perfume, to which she replied by interrupting that person, "Mine's better!"

Spoiled brat.

Mike

[Spector_Ray]

"For a newcomer, this is incredibly impressive" he says

I can finally stop holding my breath.

[beyondhairy]

what a waste of natural resources, she should eat something. i dont know why people make such a big deal about her or people like her. shes a hideous toothpick that was porn with a silver spoon in her mouth thats bigger then her. and has no talent in anything and is a drain on our society and a horrible role model for our youth

amy lee on the other hand is my kinda woman





mmmmmmmmm nice

[JimmyM]

Dang it, I thought that album was selling well. Now I have to re-write my parody song of "Stars Are Blind" called "Paris Hilton Must Die," which will be available on our Myspace page at www.myspace.com/bigassbroadcast tonight. It's OK, I guess. I only have to rewrite one line.

[Vorago]

+1 Beyond Hairy ! !

[kobass]

Paris, your fifteen minutes are up...

[Spector_Ray]

Originally Posted by kobass

Paris, your fifteen minutes are up...

Yup....14 minutes ago.

[keb]

From the article: "The problem is that she will not be touring to promote the album because she cannot sing live, the Post said."


Woo! Shocker! Another Autotune junkie.

Wait, that's no excuse. Don't they make effects processors (including floor units designed for live use even!) specifically for vocalists, complete with Autotune-like capabilities, these days?

[Spector_Ray]

Originally Posted by keb

From the article: "The problem is that she will not be touring to promote the album because she cannot sing live, the Post said."


Woo! Shocker! Another Autotune junkie.

Wait, that's no excuse. Don't they make effects processors (including floor units designed for live use even!) specifically for vocalists, complete with Autotune-like capabilities, these days?

You don't need that stuff...just add a lot of reverb.

[keb]

I guess if Paris won't sing live, I guess we'll just have to settle for Alex Lifeson's Paris Hilton song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcRCFHVxNDs

[Jiggybass]

Originally Posted by beyondhairy

what a waste of natural resources, she should eat something. i dont know why people make such a big deal about her or people like her. shes a hideous toothpick that was porn with a silver spoon in her mouth thats bigger then her. and has no talent in anything and is a drain on our society and a horrible role model for our youth

amy lee on the other hand is my kinda woman





mmmmmmmmm nice

hominahominahomina

wow, I actually totally agree with you on this one, but on the other hand, Amy Lee shall be my godess. O, she will

[beyondhairy]

wow, i was jsut rereading what i wrote, did anybody notice i said "porn" instead of "born"? haha

oh, and one more for the road..

[superbassman2000]

Originally Posted by Peter Squire

surely not!

yes, and don't call me shirley

[NJL]

Originally Posted by superbassman2000

yes, and don't call me shirley

[keb]

Originally Posted by beyondhairy

wow, i was jsut rereading what i wrote, did anybody notice i said "porn" instead of "born"? haha

I did notice that.

[v-12]

Originally Posted by SMASH

That's too bad. The single is more listenable and the video more watchable than the bulk of pop I've heard for a long, long time.

It's a case of supersaturation, IMO. People are tired of hearing about her. Finally.

If Gwen Stefani or Amy Lee, had released that single and video it'd be front page news and sitting at #1.

+1

[JimmyM]

There are about 5 or 6 Alex Lifeson rants on Paris Hilton posted on Youtube. No wonder he never talked before. What a dullard. My Paris Hilton song, available at www.myspace.com/bigassbroadcast for free, is much funnier