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12-02-2004, 04:08 PM
| | | | Are there any ways to tell if urine is present?
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If there are tests for homicide departments to see if there is blood, i figured there is a way to see if there is urine as well. The reason i ask is a strange one. My guitarist has recently told me that our drummer took a piss on my bass. I have no idea why anybody would do something like this, so for now I'm giving our drummer the benefit of the doubt. Also, the guy that told me is a compulsive liar. I believe him thougbh because he swore on his mothers eyes that it was true, and I would like to know if there is actually piss on the back of my bass. Does anybody know? |
12-02-2004, 04:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: California, United States | | | You can't dust for urine.
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12-02-2004, 04:18 PM
| | | | but there must be some kind of chemical that will react with urea or even ammonia. Just that i could spray on or wipe on and if something happens then i would know that there is urine. you're telling me there isnt anything like that? |
12-02-2004, 04:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Davenport, IA | | Or you could piss on his drums...and the guitarist's guitar.  Definitely hard to believe someone would do that though. That, and I think I'd smell it.
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12-02-2004, 04:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | use a black light - it picks up blood, urine and uh, semen.
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12-02-2004, 04:47 PM
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12-02-2004, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DigMe Lick it.
brad cook | hahahahahaah!!!!!!
LMAO! 
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12-02-2004, 04:58 PM
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12-02-2004, 05:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: California, United States | | | Or maybe you could check the area around your bass for suspicious, pee-smelling puddles.
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12-02-2004, 05:08 PM
| | | eh.. I wanted to post a big picture of "wee-wee see" from pete and pete, ideally with a link to tell you that it's not real, but still, it'd be a good joke. But I couldn't find a picture. So instead here's teh article telling you that it's not true pool piss
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12-02-2004, 05:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Peoria, AZ, baby! | | | I say tell your drummer what your guitar player said. Tell him in front of your guitar player. Be as diplomatic about it as possible and let them sort it out. Should become pretty clear pretty quick if you've got a liar or a pisser on your hands.
Either way, one of 'em is a tool that needs to be cut loose.
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12-02-2004, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by NJL use a black light - it picks up blood, urine and uh, semen. | That only works if its sprayed with some other chemical first. |
12-02-2004, 05:46 PM
| | | | Just because he swore it's true doesn't mean that it is. You could probably get a chemical and blacklight or something.
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12-02-2004, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Soto Just because he swore it's true doesn't mean that it is. You could probably get a chemical and blacklight or something. | Or quit the band because you have either a compulsive liar or a sick #$%^. |
12-02-2004, 06:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: North Kingstown, Rhode Island | | | Poor something basic on it, and see if there's a chemical reaction.
Even if there isn't urine, something cool's bound to happen. |
12-02-2004, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DigMe Lick it.
brad cook | Damn, that was my exact thought, and you beat me to it!
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12-02-2004, 06:59 PM
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12-02-2004, 07:01 PM
| | | | yes i can get the black easily. i smell nothing. but what chemical would i need to use before i put it under the black light? |
12-02-2004, 07:13 PM
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I'd search for that info myself, but I dont think anyone is peeing on my gear. |
12-02-2004, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange Start sneaking asparigus into his diet. Next time he pisses on your bass, there'll be no question as to who did it. |
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