Want to buy some dope beats? Only $100,000.

[Benjamin Strange]

Dope beats! Get your dope beats here! Get them while they're hot!

http://cgi.ebay.com/100-000-FOR-10-C...QQcmdZViewItem

I've already placed my order, and I'm preparing my life for hip-hop stardom. I've got my Escalade all picked out, I've bought me a new set of Lugz, and I've got an appointment at the dentist next week to get my teeth all tricked out with gold and diamonds. Oh, and I've changed my name to something more phat. From here on out I shall now be referred to as Mo'Beez.

[threshar]

WOW!
What I deal!
I'm ordering 4!

[43% burnt]

Sounds very professional.

[Folmeister]

Is that the same guy that posts on Craig's List? They seem to be much cheaper there.

[fleabee]

i hate people more and more everyday thanks to the internet

[SnoMan]

Originally Posted by fleabee

i hate people more and more everyday thanks to the internet

You Win!

[Minger]

Bah, for a second from lookin at the title I thought this was going to be like htat person who called the Police station asking about where to get Weed.

What can I say, I saw dope and thought of that...I need to get out more :P

[jay_t]

And 0 feedback. I think he's worth the risk. I'm mean.... you can't even build a studio and hire musicians for $100,000!

[morf]

What a joke...

[velvetkevorkian]

Anyone check his Myspace link? The music player seems to not be working but anyone who buys $10,000 tracks form someone who can't write (or afford to have written) a decent bio that doesn't skip constantly from 1st to 3rd person is plainly an idiot. IMHO of course...

edit- and he "assisted Missy Elliot, Stevie Wonder, Manny Fresh and BIrd Man, Kevin lil, Seven arelius, Q tip," while "working at Sam Ash music store." Er, right. Good for you.

[morf]

lol yea he assisted them when they told him hey kid bring me a glass of water my throat is dry

[Jimbo]

the more zeroes on the price tag, the doper the beats

i believe its one of the governing laws of physics

-jimbo