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I've just started bassing post-apocalyptic BP spill style 100% by bike and it's great being out there under the stars and in the fresh air (and exhaust).
BUT it's not really going to work wearing my gig bag backpack style. It's a drag and I think it's unsafe: it limits my mobility to a certain extent, the weight is too high up, and it catches against my GB Shuttle combo on the rear rack when I am trying to carry that too.
I need some practical input from the cyclists out there. I'm a lifelong bicycle commuter (25 years +) but I am not a gearhead-I wouldn't know lycra from spandex if my life depended on it and I'm not schooled on components. I appreciate people who are but it's just not been an interest. What I do know is that there has to be a smarter way to do this.
Thoughts:
1) Get something like a
CETMA and put the Shuttle on the front, and figure some way to attach the gig bag like a pannier to the rear rack. A lot of bike people seem to be against weight on the front but it seems doable to me--I am not racing or doing distance, it's all city riding.
2) Figure some way to attach the gig bag to the front. I have no idea how that could work. Does somebody sell pannier clips that I could sew on a gig bag and clip to a front luggage rack? I've tried bungy-ing to the back to experiment but it does not inspire confidence.
3) Any better ideas? I searched the forums but didn't find much except for the cool thread about turning a trailer into a cab.

Solutions that wont work: trailers and Xtracycles are out (I have a few flights of stairs to climb with this rig, not to mention a lack of the extra room in my apartment that these solutions would require). I've been googling around the bike utility and commuting websites and they are all about trailers and Xtracycles. They're great but aren't going to work for me.
Thanks!