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02-04-2009, 12:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ventura County, CA | | | Wife is going in to labor - which bass should I play?
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02-04-2009, 03:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Loughborough, UK | | Burns/Baldwin Baby Bison?  |
02-04-2009, 09:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: San Mateo, CA | | Play the one that's closest to her reach... 
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02-04-2009, 09:36 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Congrats dude! Now get in there with your wife! |
02-04-2009, 09:46 AM
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02-04-2009, 09:55 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | woah, CONGRATS!
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02-04-2009, 10:07 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fayetteville, NC | | Words of advice:
Its all about her!
Comfort her but dont talk too much...you'll get cussed out (or yelled at lol)
Make sure the carseat is already in the car
Breathe!
Dont pass out. They wash that stuff off LOLOL.
It goes back down
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02-04-2009, 02:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ventura County, CA | | Whew - long labor, still going! Now just chillin' in the hospital room. This is going to be a LONG 18 years, isn't it?
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02-04-2009, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ashtray Whew - long labor, still going! Now just chillin' in the hospital room. This is going to be a LONG 18 years, isn't it? | maybe by then the economy will turn around! Congrats ! 
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02-04-2009, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ashtray Whew - long labor, still going! Now just chillin' in the hospital room. This is going to be a LONG 18 years, isn't it? |
No, it won't. You'll be surprised how fast it goes, and you'll miss it too. |
02-04-2009, 03:31 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | I know a lady who was in labor for 48 hours on her first- and only. My wife: 3 hours, 1 1/2, 45 minutes. Next one(had I not had the plumbing disconnected)would've required the drive-through method.
Welcome to the club. Take LOTS of pictures.
And I vote P for preggers.
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02-04-2009, 10:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ventura County, CA | | geesh, where IS this baby already?!!!
(this is much like waiting for the UPS to come to your house to delivery a package that online status says "out for delivery".... ok, but where is it?!)
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02-05-2009, 05:49 AM
| | | | Congrats...
As you're probably discovering, chances are you've got enough time to play plenty of basses. The whole childbirth urgency/panic thing is WAY overplayed on TV. From first contractions to birth, my daughter took over 50 hours to get out - started on Wednesday and didn't get out till Saturday (and then got stuck at the last second)!!! I could have BUILT a bass. Needless to say my wife did not enjoy the experience. I found it tough going and I didn't have to do anything.
My son was a little quicker, but there was still plenty of waiting around.
Totally worth it though.
Congrats again
and you know the rules - no photo, no baby.
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02-05-2009, 02:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Queens, NY | | | First off Congratulations... Secondly play as much as you can now, because after the baby comes you will find you won't have any time to play at all, and thirdly........... pick a steinberger or an acoustic bass... it'll hurt less when your wife breaks it over your head when she finds out you were playing while she was in labor. |
02-05-2009, 02:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | woo hoo!!! congrats, man!!!!
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02-05-2009, 02:30 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | get ready for your life to change in about a million great ways my friend, congrats!
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02-06-2009, 03:31 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marathon Man | | | I'm obviously late but I'd advise you to go for the Alembic or the Modulus! |
02-06-2009, 03:33 PM
| | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | So, boy girl? |
02-06-2009, 03:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Edwardsville, IL | | | Ashtray-
Congrats! True Story....
I use to work in surgery. They rushed a lady in once as a C-section, but the baby started coming when they got her on the OR table. So they were encouraging her to push, and she somehow got a hold of my hand. Dang near broke it. I couldn't get her to let go. I was hollering as loud as she was.
So..... don't let a woman having contractions near your bass. Or your hands.
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02-06-2009, 04:01 PM
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