Lazy guide to cleaning a bass

[gruda]

is there a way a lazy mofo like me can clean all of my basses using minimal effort, i tried using compressed air, but no help with finger prints

[Marcus Johnson]

Line 'em up in the back yard and hit 'em with the garden hose. Sun dry.

Oh... and don't forget your GPS next time.

[Paul Warburton]

Don't ferget to hit them frets and headstock too.

[eucalyptus]

you could always hire a maid to polish them for you.