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07-10-2003, 05:35 PM
| | Supporting Member/Luthier | | Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio | | | Pickup Lines for DBers?
Hey kids-
I've been wondering what y'all use for pickup lines between set breaks, and after gigs. Different venues w/different audiences require different technique.
Maybe this should be under technique...
Chris?
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07-10-2003, 08:08 PM
|  | Student of Life Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisville, KY | | | Re: Pickup Lines for DBers?
Quote: Originally posted by THICKLLOG
Hey kids-
I've been wondering what y'all use for pickup lines between set breaks, and after gigs. Different venues w/different audiences require different technique.
Depends on who/what you're trying to "pick up", doesn't it? I'm an old married fart now, but I used to be fond of, "Why, yes....as a matter of fact, I am the bass player in the band. Nice to meet you. My name's _______ , but the guys in the band all call me "Big Wood", for obvious reasons. Feel free to do the same. "
Not that that ever worked, but it did help to ferret out who had a sense of deadpan humor and who didn't...
Maybe this should be under technique...
Chris? |
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Maybe you shouldn't show the young lady this pic, she may mistake what you were referring to with the hand gesture.  
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