Strange that, because five minutes ago I was talking to a guy here in the UK who is going to market a bass banjo with the body from a cut down drum. Buy one of those and you can suffer not only all the bass jokes but the banjo ones as well.
I left my car parked with my friends accordion on the back seat. When I came back to it someone had broken a window ... and thrown in two Banjo cases and a xylophone...
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Peter.
You hum it, I'll play it!!.