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Old 08-22-2008, 09:52 PM
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Question 1,000 Reasons To Date Bass Players

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I am sure we can come up with at least 1,000 reasons to date bass players. I have at least 1,000 myself but I want to hear yours!
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:07 PM
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ah....we are skilled in the low end.
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:08 PM
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magic fingaaas
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:11 PM
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We have big amps rumbling rather slowly just asking to be sat on.

Try downtuning your E to a note around an F#.
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:14 PM
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thats 4



we are usually smarter

we got more groove

can playing soothing lines to them

play an instrument

we have better taste

not selfish

not cocky
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:15 PM
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Bass Players - Do It Deep
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:29 PM
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we can lift heavy things

we don't think we're the center of the universe

we're not drummers

cats like us (i have no earthly clue why)
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Ours are always bigger.
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Bass players get you off with two fingers...and a thumb.
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bass players do it with rythmn.
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Old 08-23-2008, 12:22 AM
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Bass players can play the G string with their fingers.
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Bass players know good R&B, funk, blues, and soul music (read: sex music) like the back of their hand.
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we generally have 34 or 35 inchers...
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Old 08-23-2008, 12:28 AM
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bass players tend to be diplomatic.
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Old 08-23-2008, 12:51 AM
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cats like us (i have no earthly clue why)

I was wondering why cats have always liked me. I have gotten more action from the ladies by getting approval from their cats than I have from getting them drunk.
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Old 08-23-2008, 11:27 AM
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Big hands.
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Old 08-23-2008, 11:36 AM
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we generally have 34 or 35 inchers...
this is the best so far!
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we generally have 34 or 35 inchers...
Even our shorties generally are about 30"
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we generally have 34 or 35 inchers...
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+1. you never want to 'trade-down'. Its like cheating on your wife or girlfriend with an ugly chick, lol
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