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08-22-2008, 09:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, Az. USA Earth | |  1,000 Reasons To Date Bass Players
I am sure we can come up with at least 1,000 reasons to date bass players. I have at least 1,000 myself but I want to hear yours!  |
08-22-2008, 10:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas | | | ah....we are skilled in the low end.
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I spend 90% of my money on women, booze, guns & guitars~ the rest I just waste. |
08-22-2008, 10:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hummelstown, Pennsylvania | | | magic fingaaas |
08-22-2008, 10:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX | | | We have big amps rumbling rather slowly just asking to be sat on.
Try downtuning your E to a note around an F#. |
08-22-2008, 10:14 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montreal,Canada | | | thats 4
we are usually smarter
we got more groove
can playing soothing lines to them
play an instrument
we have better taste
not selfish
not cocky |
08-22-2008, 10:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: southeast Michigan | | | Bass Players - Do It Deep
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Lovin' the Low Life - Hal
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08-22-2008, 10:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston | | | we can lift heavy things
we don't think we're the center of the universe
we're not drummers
cats like us (i have no earthly clue why) |
08-22-2008, 10:29 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kansas City | | | Ours are always bigger.
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Brian - Genz Benz Owner's Club #81 - 'Wick Club #221
Warwick Streamer Stage II/Spector NS-5H2-EX :: Genz Benz GBE 1200/Mesa M9 :: Genz Benz Uber 410/NEOX-212T
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08-22-2008, 10:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Santa Cruz, CA | | Bass players get you off with two fingers...and a thumb.  |
08-22-2008, 10:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mission Viejo, CA | | | bass players do it with rythmn.
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Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?-Djembe
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08-23-2008, 12:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wisconsin | | | Bass players can play the G string with their fingers. |
08-23-2008, 12:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Boston, MA | | | Bass players know good R&B, funk, blues, and soul music (read: sex music) like the back of their hand.
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Originally Posted by lousybassplayer  I can adjust to almost anything else, but life's too short to have an ugly wife, a crappy car or a lousy drummer. | |
08-23-2008, 12:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | we generally have 34 or 35 inchers... |
08-23-2008, 12:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Beaumont/Calimesa, CA | | | bass players tend to be diplomatic.
__________________ ~ O V E R B R E A K E R ~ ~ β Θ И Ξ К Я Ų Ŝ Ħ Ξ Я ~ ~ The Club Club member #666 ~ ~ The Bacon Club member #5 ~ |
08-23-2008, 12:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas | |
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cats like us (i have no earthly clue why)
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I was wondering why cats have always liked me.  I have gotten more action from the ladies by getting approval from their cats than I have from getting them drunk.
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I spend 90% of my money on women, booze, guns & guitars~ the rest I just waste. |
08-23-2008, 11:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | | Big hands. |
08-23-2008, 11:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Urbana, IL | | | We do it deeper.
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08-23-2008, 11:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: DFW | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 we generally have 34 or 35 inchers... | this is the best so far! 
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08-23-2008, 11:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Wisconsin | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 we generally have 34 or 35 inchers... | Even our shorties generally are about 30" |
08-23-2008, 11:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Norway | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 we generally have 34 or 35 inchers... | hahaha
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Originally Posted by fenderphil +1. you never want to 'trade-down'. Its like cheating on your wife or girlfriend with an ugly chick, lol | | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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