10 great country and western song titles

[Richland123]

These would make 10 great country and western song titles

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring And Gave Me The Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better With Every Beer

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

[JumboJack]

Jimmy Buffet has a song called "If the phone doesn't ring it's me"..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBmrApU2jbs

[5StringBlues]

" I Put Roses On Her Piano And She Put Tulips On My Organ"

[T-Bird]

Hi.

Why would them make good titles, aren't all of them already done?

I at least recognize a few, even perform some .

Regards
Sam

[Darth_Gasseous]

Ray Stevens had a song called "Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye"

[Lazylion]

#1 on your list was done by Vince Gill and Rodney Crowell.

[mitchjonbass]

"How can I get over you, when you can't get out from under him!"....

[Jeff K]

Bobby Bare did #9. I think R.C. Bannon wrote it. ("I've Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman [But I Sure Woke Up With A Few]")

[JonnyAngle]

It's hard to kiss the lips at night... is done by the Notorious Cherry Bombs.

[steveksux]

"If I Can't have All of You, Give me What you think is fair"


Randy

[Lazylion]

Originally Posted by Lazylion

#1 on your list was done by Vince Gill and Rodney Crowell.

Originally Posted by JonnyAngle

It's hard to kiss the lips at night... is done by the Notorious Cherry Bombs.

Indeed! Band members:
Vince Gill (guitar)
Rodney Crowell (guitar)
Eddie Bayers (drums)
Richard Bennett (electric guitar, bouzouki, cavaquinho)
Hank DeVito (steel guitar, Dobro)
John Hobbs (piano, keyboards)
Michael Rhodes (bass guitar)
with Gill and Crowell alternating as lead singers.

[Renaissance]

I Can't Get Over You (So You'll Have To Get Up and Turn The Light Out)

[mccartneyman]

Del Reeves has a country song called "Girl on The Billboard" that has the following lyric: Who is the girl wearin' nothin' but a smile and a towel/In the picture on the billboard in a field near the big old highway"

Google Del Reeves to hear it.

[HEADLE]

#10 is a Poison song. Sung by CC Deville.

I Hate Every Bone in Your Body but Mine

In one ear and out the other
Told myself this girl is trouble, yeah
Everyone that looks at her
Is tragically struck in love

bridge
Wait a minute...
This chick's got me addicted
I hate her so even though I wish she was my girl

Chorus:
I hate every bone in your body but mine
I can't wait till I can hate you tonight

Never thought I'd understand
but she's too good just for one man, yeah
Round and round and round she goes;
Who she's with don't wanna know

bridge, chorus 2x's, solo

In one ear and out the other
told myself this girl is trouble
Round and round and round she goes
and who she's with don't wanna know
yeah, yeah, yeah

bridge, chorus 2x's


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[ERIC31]

Lookin' Better Every Beer was played by The Stray Cats in the early 80's. I don't know if it was a cover or they wrote it.

[plankspanker13]

Eric beat me to the Cats mention for "Lookin' Better With Every Beer" as well. It was the B-side of Sexy & 17, and when I put the gig gear away tomorrow, I will be near my old 45's and have a look at the song credits.

[fo shizzle]

"How can I miss you if you won't go away"

[b_carville]

They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore
That's by Kinky Friedman & the Texas Jewboys.
I don't know who did "She's Lookin' Better Every Beer" first but I've got a early 70's 45 by the New Riders of the Purple Sage.

[Richland123]

I always liked this country tune name.

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of Life - Bobby Bare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5Y1OuQIxo

[coop]

Can't call it cheatin' (She reminds me of you)- Gin Blossoms