10-most-terrifyingly-inspirational-80s-songs

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http://www.cracked.com/article_15636...80s-songs.html

[bassman1185]

That was freaking brilliant. I loved it.

[xmadcatx87]

Now THAT is how you write an article. Good find.

[BillMason]

You could instantaneously transform altar boys all across the heartland into 80-foot tall rock ogres, shredding on nuclear guitars and ejaculating fiery magma into the horrified faces of America’s enemies.

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Originally Posted by BillMason

You could instantaneously transform altar boys all across the heartland into 80-foot tall rock ogres, shredding on nuclear guitars and ejaculating fiery magma into the horrified faces of America’s enemies.

Yup. I had to read that one out loud to myself.

[hey]

The Final Countdown should've been #1.

[SoComSurfing]

Brilliant.

Think of the weakest, most pedestrian chore you can do, for example, doing laundry. Now play "Eye of the Tiger" in the background. If, by the end of that spin cycle you haven’t managed to somehow kill a grizzly bear with fabric sheets or make sweet love to every woman within 40 yards

[MoD_Scotty]

ahhhh, the memories

[Baryonyx]

Nice inclusion of the Joe Esposito track. Man, that was a dire movie!

[TrevorOfDoom]

Steve Perry's right!! i won't stop believing!! not ever!!

[casualmadness]

THis is the best thing that I have seen today.

[gweimer]

Can't say that I agree with all the choices, but it was written brilliantly. You can be acerbic and entertaining if you have any sort of writing talent. There's a writer here for The Other Paper that writes that kind of stuff all the time. His review of the RHCP show here was blisteringly cruel and hysterical.

[professor_bills]

pretty much summed up what I remebered of the 80s.