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07-20-2001, 05:34 PM
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10. When in combat use them to whip your enemy!
9. When in sex use them to tie your lover!
8. When excersizing use them to jump rope!
7. When eating use them to floss your teeth!
6. When dressing use them to make a clothing statement!
Those 5 are jokes these 5 are real.
5. Use them to tie long PA System wires.
4. Use them rub your finger skins agiasnt to build stub.
3. Use them as clothing hangers on your tour bus.
2. Use them to stroll cabinets with casters on them.
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07-20-2001, 07:44 PM
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7. When eating use them to floss your teeth!
| with an used B-string!! 
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07-20-2001, 08:26 PM
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with an used B-string!! |  Good one Dave.
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07-20-2001, 08:41 PM
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make them into bracelets, and sell them atthe junior high as Britney Spears originals |
07-20-2001, 09:31 PM
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07-20-2001, 11:56 PM
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make them into bracelets, and sell them atthe junior high as Britney Spears originals | Britney play bass?
i have to see that 
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07-20-2001, 11:58 PM
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07-21-2001, 12:31 AM
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Britney and Mellisa Joan Hart engaged in a naked bass competition. |
07-21-2001, 01:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Use it to whip cockroaches, spiders, or try & swat flies with them. 
Or...well...ok, so I've only mentioned the cockroach thing before... 
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"Aaah"...a sigh of pleasure escapes my lips as I run my fingers over her body. Her perfect, round curves leave me wondering, "How did I end up with her? Why me?"
But that thought becomes but a whisper, as I bring my fingers to gently caress her neck. Her beautiful, slim neck.
Then, without saying a word, I ease my hands down the length of her body, and slowly remove her G string... |
07-21-2001, 04:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Adelaide, South Australia | | Quote: Originally posted by Sheep Man
I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Use it to whip cockroaches, spiders, or try & swat flies with them.
| Phhft what do you need a used bass string for that?! You have guns remember.
Use them as those shop curtain bead things? Do ya own home wiring using the B string! 
Sell them to minors and tell them its a new toy where you whip each other with them and the first one to bleed or lose an eye wins.
Merls
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07-21-2001, 11:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | Quote: Originally posted by merlin
Phhft what do you need a used bass string for that?! You have guns remember.
Merls | Har har har, merls.
Can you change your signature now, PLEASE?
[EDIT]Eheh...never mind you already did. La la la la la...I'm a moron...la la la la la...
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"Aaah"...a sigh of pleasure escapes my lips as I run my fingers over her body. Her perfect, round curves leave me wondering, "How did I end up with her? Why me?"
But that thought becomes but a whisper, as I bring my fingers to gently caress her neck. Her beautiful, slim neck.
Then, without saying a word, I ease my hands down the length of her body, and slowly remove her G string... |
07-21-2001, 01:05 PM
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07-21-2001, 01:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Mexico | | I got a suggestion:
what to do with your used strings.... sell them to newbies!
really, great deal! they won´t even notice the difference between new ones and used ones
Just keep the original package where the used strings were...
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07-21-2001, 03:18 PM
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old G string... piercing replacement ?
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07-21-2001, 03:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London Town | | | Actually, if you boil old strings in hot water for around 5 minutes, it gets a lot of the "gunk" off them, and they sound fresh again and make a pretty good spare set. |
07-21-2001, 05:12 PM
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I am new to this concept....what does it mean???? |
07-21-2001, 05:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada | | | Oh, and i did make mi girlfriend a ring out of an A string. Use flatwounds though, rounds hurt. |
07-21-2001, 07:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Adelaide, South Australia | | Quote: Originally posted by Sheep Man
[EDIT]Eheh...never mind you already did. La la la la la...I'm a moron...la la la la la... |
Ahem, let us go over that again.. you admitted you are a moron? Well well, your therapist has been working hard!
yeah i changed my signature to some Stephen Wright quotes. i have about 200 in atext file my brother got, so i am set for the next few weeks.
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Quote of the week: Originally posted by DEFELDUS
stupid people never cease to entertain me. "i said do you speakahh ma language....?? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite..sandwich" |
07-21-2001, 08:01 PM
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07-22-2001, 07:00 PM
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tie them to a certain part of your singers anatomy for those oldskool BEE GEES covers | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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