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Old 08-31-2001, 01:49 AM
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Originally posted by Bigfeet
I'm working on a spider web made out of my used strings to put up in my room.
Hey...that sounds pretty cool!
Maybe I'll try that.
Then get a giant rubber fly & stick it on the web.
Then an even larger rubber spider...
and scare the living pee out of my grandmother when she gets back to Hong Kong. Just leave my room door wide open, and when she comes up to get into her room and sees my door open...
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Old 09-01-2001, 12:03 PM
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True story: I know someone who uses unwanted bass strings in their "whipper-snipper" weed cutter to cut weeds with (a "whipper-snipper" is a gardening tool that has a propeller at the end of a long pole which usually uses a plastic string that spins around to cut weeds).

Don't stand too close to this guy when he is gardening, or else you lose your feet.
If you go with something larger than an E, like B or F#, you can probably use it to cut down small trees.

Also, carry short segments of F#, like 1 or 2 inches. Use them a fuse replacments. I don't know what kind of amperage they will carry, though.

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