23rd Psalm For Bassists

Gard · #1 08-08-2002, 10:44 PM

23rd PSALM FOR BASSISTS

The Lord is my drummer; I shall not rush.
He maketh me to lay out in tasteful places;
He leadeth me beside cool meter changes;
He restoreth my "one."
He leadeth me in the right repeats
For His name's sake.

Yea, though I read through the trickiest road maps,
I will fear no train wrecks;
For You are with it;
Your ride and Your snare, they comfort me.

You setteth up a solo for me
In the presence of mine guitarists;
You annointeth my lines with drive;
My groove overflows.

Surely good feel and swing will follow me
All the tunes of each set;
And I will dwell in the pocket
The whole gig long.

...given to me by a drummer of course!

(But he can live up to it!

)

DeepDeath · #2 08-09-2002, 01:56 AM

hahaha christian humor is so funny to my athiest self.

Brad Barker · #3 08-09-2002, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by DeepDeath
hahaha christian humor is so funny to my athiest self.

CS · #4 08-09-2002, 04:26 PM

Atheism-that's a non prophet organisation isn't it?

Brad Barker · #5 08-09-2002, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by CS
Atheism-that's a non prophet organisation isn't it?

*ka-boom CH-SHHHH....*

moxnix9 · #6 08-09-2002, 04:30 PM

My name is Christian and my religon falls under Christianity, Catholic. I like that a lot.

Shoonk · #7 08-10-2002, 05:42 PM

gods a drummer? then whats the devil?

Ray Salamon · #8 08-10-2002, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by Shoonk
gods a drummer? then whats the devil?

A guitarist...

munkycharmz · #9 08-11-2002, 09:57 AM

i thought the devil was a violinist/fiddle player like in that "Devil went down to Georgia" song.

DanGouge · #10 08-11-2002, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Gard
...given to me by a drummer of course!

(But he can live up to it! )

He can live up to it... Ahhh, then you are truly blessed!

Brad Barker · #11 08-11-2002, 01:03 PM

but gard's drummer has, like, THREE friggin' auxillary percussionists to help him out!

Gard · #12 08-11-2002, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by bassbrobrad
but gard's drummer has, like, THREE friggin' auxillary percussionists to help him out!

No sir, just two...unless we're playing with Tito Jr, then there's 3 sometimes!

shaggyc_umr · #13 08-13-2002, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by munkycharmz
i thought the devil was a violinist/fiddle player like in that "Devil went down to Georgia" song.

But in Tenacious D's "Tribute" he does in fact play guitar.

Roark Haver · #14 08-13-2002, 02:02 PM

Gard, that absolutely rocks. Your drummer is right on the downbeat with that one.

Ridethebike · #15 08-13-2002, 05:31 PM

No i think in tenacious d he's a demon sent from hell to thwart their journey and also make a funny video