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Old 03-21-2010, 06:59 PM
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I was at a recording session for a song for a friend. 3 takes on my bass to get it where I liked the result. Simple song, simple results...perfect for me!

But, the biggest laugh came when I was asked to play a simple drum part for another song. It was so simple that even a guitar player could have handled it.

They were looking for the perfect floor tom hit. Just the right amount of attack and sustain to dupe over and over again. So I did. I proudly proclaimed, "28 years of playing and many lessons have brought me to one moment, 28 years of knowledge condensed down into this one hit!" Everyone was in tears from the laughter.

So, I gave them their perfect floor tom hit. It took 12 tries, but we got it.

I iz a drumr!
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Old 03-21-2010, 07:04 PM
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Old 03-21-2010, 07:06 PM
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I am thinking about calling and telling my mother.
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Old 03-21-2010, 07:09 PM
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Married for 11 years. Two kids. Cat. Dog. House. Motorcycle. Two cars. I am livin' the American dream, baby!
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Old 03-21-2010, 07:16 PM
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Married for 11 years. Two kids. Cat. Dog. House. Motorcycle. Two cars. I am livin' the American dream, baby!
Not homeless??? I've played with drummers. You sir, are no drummer....

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Old 03-21-2010, 07:17 PM
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Consider yourself lucky. Most 'converted to drummer' stories involve some sort of head trauma.....

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Old 03-23-2010, 09:30 AM
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Consider yourself lucky. Most 'converted to drummer' stories involve some sort of head trauma.....

I have not explained myself accurately. I have been a drummer since age 10.

It was only in the last 2 years I picked up bass, banjo, guitar, fiddle, harmonica and tinwhistle.

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Old 03-23-2010, 04:44 PM
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If it was so simple that a guitar player could have done it, why did it take you 12 tries??
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I have not explained myself accurately. I have been a drummer since age 10.

It was only in the last 2 years I picked up bass, banjo, guitar, fiddle, harmonica and tinwhistle.

So the meds worked.
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:11 PM
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If it was so simple that a guitar player could have done it, why did it take you 12 tries??
All 12 hits were perfect. The producer was being finicky. Instead of using the DAW to edit the tone, he wanted it 'natural'
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:12 PM
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If it was so simple that a guitar player could have done it, why did it take you 12 tries??
Funny Response: Because there was sheet music in front of me.

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