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Old 02-07-2011, 02:07 PM
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50 Worst Band Photos Ever

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Old 02-07-2011, 02:22 PM
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I can't believe I just looked at all 50.... Priceless
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yea, that was funny. thx
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great thread...thanks for the laughs!
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Some of those are so awesome. What promo photos aren't cliche anymore?
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that Blackout Band was the worst. Ugh. Listening to that song made me want to do horrible things...reading the comments on the itunes store was funny however
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ive seen worse
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ive seen worse
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:40 PM
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amateurs!

here's the motherlode, known far and wide as "the hall of douchebags".
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Garvis was my favorite. Those guys are greasy as ****!
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A wonderful mix of old favorites and new discoveries! And about a thousand times more interesting than any "50 best band photos ever" could be.
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laughing my ass off at the garvis picture, my guess is that they were a "dansband" in the 70's. a couple of years ago i used to go to second hand stores and look at the covers of old dansband records, every singel one of them are hilarious.
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:29 AM
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The things people do to try and be cool. So incredibly lame.
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Originally posted from Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better)

Still brings me to tears....

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Can I get an LOL for "submit yourself for Soylent Green" ?? HA hah hahaaa!!!
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amateurs!

here's the motherlode, known far and wide as "the hall of douchebags".
Holy crap this is my new favorite web site. Thank you!!!

Heres one. Yes its my band, just messin around between sets.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tonight...7625413371023/

And another. Messing around after a wedding!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tonight...7625539146858/
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I can't belive I lost an hour of my time looking at this... LOL!
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Can I get an LOL for "submit yourself for Soylent Green" ?? HA hah hahaaa!!!
"Don't put hippies on stilts" was funnier. Haha. Awesome find.
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