Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:12 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
666

Sign in to disble this ad
just looked at the users box on the side of the home page and it revealed that 666 members and 666 guests were currently viewing the site....

  #2  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:14 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil
Send a message via MSN to Marco A. Mayer
How old are you?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony View Post
^ knows photoshopped cheeks chaff my willie
Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues View Post
Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold!
  #3  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:16 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarcoJPJB View Post
How old are you?
oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize a little light hearted harmless humor had an age limit
  #4  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:18 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Ohio
Quote:
Originally Posted by rocknrollbandit View Post
oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize a little light hearted harmless humor had an age limit
GET OFF MY LAWN!

Durn kids...
__________________
She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
  #5  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:19 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil
Send a message via MSN to Marco A. Mayer
Quote:
Originally Posted by rocknrollbandit View Post
oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize a little light hearted harmless humor had an age limit
Sorry mate.
I'm in a bad mood today

Anyways, that's quite a coincidence. I just thought that was kinda childish, y'know.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony View Post
^ knows photoshopped cheeks chaff my willie
Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues View Post
Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold!
  #6  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:21 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarcoJPJB View Post
Sorry mate.
I'm in a bad mood today

Anyways, that's quite a coincidence. I just thought that was kinda childish, y'know.
lol, yes I know it was childish, but who cares.
  #7  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:23 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
.......Wow.......4 Horse riders just appeared.......That's unusual ....
  #8  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:25 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil
Send a message via MSN to Marco A. Mayer
Knock-knock
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony View Post
^ knows photoshopped cheeks chaff my willie
Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues View Post
Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold!
  #9  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:29 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Your location can be this long
Sorry, but y'all've gotta wait til 2012. Remember?
__________________
I need a new sig, and I'm open to suggestions.
  #10  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:30 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: London, UK
but what i saw... in my own dreams...

was it a projection of my warped mind or just fantasy?


[dum dum dum dum]


YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  #11  
Old 12-29-2009, 12:31 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil
Send a message via MSN to Marco A. Mayer
Knock-knock [2]
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony View Post
^ knows photoshopped cheeks chaff my willie
Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues View Post
Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold!
  #12  
Old 12-29-2009, 08:59 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fairfax, Virginia
Quote:
Originally Posted by knumbskull View Post
but what i saw... in my own dreams...

was it a projection of my warped mind or just fantasy?


[dum dum dum dum]


YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
semi off topic, i saw maiden on the last tour, and it was my first real big show, so my parents were at the mall thing close to the show. the one thing they heard was the crowd chanting the intro to number of the beast. they were freaking out hahaha
  #13  
Old 12-29-2009, 09:53 PM
Registered User

Endorsing Artist: Knucklehead Strings
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: concord, nc
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarcoJPJB View Post
Knock-knock [2]

who's there?
__________________
turn the bass up the guitar player is making to much noise.
  #14  
Old 12-29-2009, 09:56 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cumming Georgia(yes its real)
Quote:
Originally Posted by rocknrollbandit View Post
just looked at the users box on the side of the home page and it revealed that 666 members and 666 guests were currently viewing the site....

You should've hit print-screen, pasted in paintbrush and posted the pic
__________________
"I hate being told it is pronounced Epiphone when I tell people I own Epifani cabs"
Warwick Club Member #12
'03 Warwick Bleach Blonde
Thunderfunk 550B
Epifani UL112 x 2
  #15  
Old 12-29-2009, 10:05 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Singapore
Quote:
Originally Posted by rocknrollbandit View Post
just looked at the users box on the side of the home page and it revealed that 666 members and 666 guests were currently viewing the site....

Why didn't you printscreen!
  #16  
Old 12-29-2009, 10:05 PM
Registered User

Endorsing Artist: Knucklehead Strings
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: concord, nc
i used to write this number on all kinds of stuff when i was a kid.
i also learned that numbers in dreams appear upside down and backwards so 666 would actually be 999. but nine nine nine just doesn't have the same ring to it.

i still laugh when i see 666 though. i really haven't grown up that much.
__________________
turn the bass up the guitar player is making to much noise.
  #17  
Old 12-29-2009, 10:12 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Singapore


OH NO

WE ARE DOOOOOMED




Btw, is it just me or does
  #18  
Old 12-30-2009, 01:03 AM
Munjibunga's Avatar
Total Hyper-Elite Member
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Groom Lake, NV
GOLD Supporting Member
That's pretty danged funny.
__________________
What is this thing called butthurt?
  #19  
Old 12-30-2009, 03:51 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: London, UK
Quote:
Originally Posted by MiniMoose234 View Post
semi off topic, i saw maiden on the last tour, and it was my first real big show, so my parents were at the mall thing close to the show. the one thing they heard was the crowd chanting the intro to number of the beast. they were freaking out hahaha
good to hear Maiden are still alarming parents, despite probably being older than the parents themselves...
  #20  
Old 12-30-2009, 04:33 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Leander, Texas
Quote:
Originally Posted by MiniMoose234 View Post
semi off topic, i saw maiden on the last tour, and it was my first real big show, so my parents were at the mall thing close to the show. the one thing they heard was the crowd chanting the intro to number of the beast. they were freaking out hahaha
It pleases me to know that Maiden still freaks parents out. My kids are so lucky to have me. LOL!

Cherie
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:32 PM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.