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09-29-2011, 07:35 AM
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BRITISH ROCK LEGEND Sir Jeremy Freakout, who famously sold his soul to the devil on stage at Wembley Stadium in 1972, was said to be “apoplectic” yesterday, after Satan returned the soul and politely but firmly demanded a refund.
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09-29-2011, 09:46 AM
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09-29-2011, 09:53 AM
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09-30-2011, 09:10 AM
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09-30-2011, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by One Drop  I went to the Crossroads and all I got were some rib tips. Good rib tips, but not a soul's worth. | now See.....
if you went here...... Roadhouse Bluesfest |
10-01-2011, 08:50 PM
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10-01-2011, 09:53 PM
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10-02-2011, 04:18 PM
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10-02-2011, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Lurker The resale value of souls has crashed harder than for real estate.... | You can thank Wall Street for that one too.  |
10-02-2011, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by The Lurker The resale value of souls has crashed harder than for real estate.... | I missed the whole bubble. I sold my soul way too early. If I just coulda hung on until 2006, I'd really be coining it.
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10-04-2011, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Gopherbassist I'd laugh, but you can get really sick from that. | |
10-05-2011, 12:07 AM
| | | | anybody wanna by my soul patch?
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10-05-2011, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by totallyfrozen Wonder what I could get if I just sell a Soul Mate... | No, that usually costs YOU and costs you BIG.
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12-10-2011, 05:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kraków, Polska | | More on selling your soul to play smooth jazz: ASK DR. BOLI. « Dr. Boli's Celebrated Magazine. Quote:
”Smooth jazz” is the result of a Faustian bargain in which jazz musicians sell their immortal souls in return for the privilege of being heard in shopping malls and middlebrow restaurants all over the country. Jazz with the soul thus removed has none of the rough edges and sharp corners normally associated with the genre. Most musicians who are enabled in this way to make a steady living find that they do not miss their souls very much and can do without them quite comfortably.
It is worth noting that “smooth jazz” seems to have been fading in popularity over the last few years. Satanic pacts do generally come with expiration dates, and it is possible that “smooth jazz” musicians are now facing their dark overlord’s inevitable demand for payment. It is possible, also, that you are participating in their agreement with the powers of darkness merely by working in an establishment that plays their music. But you will probably not miss your soul any more than they do, if indeed it has not already been crushed out of you in the normal course of your employment.
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12-10-2011, 09:40 AM
| | | | I'd be happy to sell my soul, but so far there are no takers!
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12-10-2011, 01:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cayce, SC | | | "I knew something was the matter, but never knew what it was before. It's the passing off on a man of an old, damaged, second-hand soul that makes all the trouble."
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LOL, last I heard the devil was giving out rebates.
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12-10-2011, 03:32 PM
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If the Devil's in Hell? Why would I sell my soul to that cat...he obviously hasn't done so well with his own.  
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