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03-22-2008, 09:31 AM
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It's a bass forum , but let's be open minded .....
This accordeonist comes from his daily gig ( there is a joke right there! )
Pretty drunk , forgets his only accordeon in his car for the night.An instrument that worths thousands of dollar.
Wakes up the next morning with a big head ache , look at the window and sees the side window of his car broken.
Put his pants on and run to the car and sees 4 accordeons on his back seat....
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Originally Posted by Bardley  Does this mean if I think your tone sucks @$$ and you are ruining my mix I can come smash your bass on the floor? | Fretless member#31
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03-22-2008, 10:05 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: MN | | | Classic!! What is the definition of a true gentleman? Someone who knows how to play the accordian,but doesn't!
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03-22-2008, 02:28 PM
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These are worse than drummer jokes.
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03-22-2008, 04:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boston, MA | | I concur. My personal favorite:
What's the difference between a soprano and a Ferrari?
Most musicians haven't been in a Ferrari!  |
03-22-2008, 09:13 PM
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?
The sound of a banjo hitting a dumpster.
What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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03-22-2008, 10:38 PM
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Lipstick!
Dan K.
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03-23-2008, 12:28 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: melbourne victoria australia | | | ..am i stupid if i don't get it?..
..cos i don't think i do.. |
03-23-2008, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by jkdahlman What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. | Reminds me of a dead baby joke. I guess I shouldn't post it. |
03-23-2008, 07:19 AM
| | Registered User | | | | | What's the difference between an accordeon and a trompet ?
The accordeon burn a lot faster
What's the difference between a dead sqonk and a dead accordeonist on the side of the highway
1- There are skid marks in front of the sqonk's body
2- The Sqonk was going on a gig.
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Originally Posted by Bardley Does this mean if I think your tone sucks @$$ and you are ruining my mix I can come smash your bass on the floor? | Fretless member#31
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03-23-2008, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by anthowl ..am i stupid if i don't get it?..
..cos i don't think i do.. | I don't get the joke either.
V_V
Someone asplainage now, plox.
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*slaps self for talking like a 12 year old*
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03-23-2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by fokof What's the difference between an accordeon and a trompet ?
The accordeon burn a lot faster
What's the difference between a dead sqonk and a dead accordeonist on the side of the highway
1- There are skid marks in front of the sqonk's body
2- The Sqonk was going on a gig. | What?
what is a trompet? if you mean trumpet, how can it burn? it is made of brass.
and a sqonk? is that a skunk?
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03-23-2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by bigthemat What?
what is a trompet? if you mean trumpet, how can it burn? it is made of brass.
and a sqonk? is that a skunk? | Actually, brass does burn in the presence of high oxygen concentrations and, of course, high temperatures. Most metals do.
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03-23-2008, 07:00 PM
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03-24-2008, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by bigthemat What?
what is a trompet? if you mean trumpet, how can it burn? it is made of brass.
and a sqonk? is that a skunk? | Sorry english is not my main language, sad you didn't get the joke.
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Originally Posted by Bardley Does this mean if I think your tone sucks @$$ and you are ruining my mix I can come smash your bass on the floor? | Fretless member#31
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03-28-2008, 07:28 PM
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04-02-2008, 10:12 AM
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I got it !!
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Where's that confounded bridge?
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04-02-2008, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by fokof What's the difference between an accordeon and a trompet ?
The accordeon burn a lot faster
What's the difference between a dead sqonk and a dead accordeonist on the side of the highway
1- There are skid marks in front of the sqonk's body
2- The Sqonk was going on a gig. | Excellent stuff, made laugh big time  |
04-02-2008, 11:37 AM
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A damn good start. |
04-02-2008, 11:56 AM
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an accordion player goes home from a gig but his accordion was still in his car that night. he remembers in the morning and runs out to get it but the windows have been broken. he thinks to himself "oh ****" he looks in and there are three accordions inside
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04-02-2008, 12:11 PM
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But eh , it's a funny one.... 
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