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Old 11-11-2009, 05:42 AM
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Well in the last days i am reading a bass book sometimes in school sometimes in home, So they point is that i was reading my book today in my classroom and i got kicked out xD

Any other stories xD?

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Old 11-11-2009, 05:49 AM
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teachers hate me for preferring my bass above their school books :P
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Old 11-11-2009, 06:08 AM
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I believe you can call me an addict :P
whenever i can in school i check USPS.com through my iPod to see if there's anything new about the sweet Warwick that is coming 2 me
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Old 11-11-2009, 06:27 AM
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Well in the last todays i am reading a bass book sometimes in school sometimes in home, So they point is that i was reading my book today in my classroom and i got kicked out xD
That will teach you. No Reading in school!

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Old 11-11-2009, 01:09 PM
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when i'm at school i check the local craigs to see if there's any good stuff up lol
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Well in the last todays i am reading a bass book sometimes in school sometimes in home, So they point is that i was reading my book today in my classroom and i got kicked out xD

Any other stories xD?
From reading your post, you may want to pay a little more attention to your english studies.

But then, I didn't either , just funnin' ya!
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Old 11-11-2009, 03:43 PM
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I get really grumpy if I can't play my bass on a daily basis. Strange (And college is kinda hard on me right now grrrr)
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Ive got study pages up on all my firefox tabs but at the very end: Talkbass lol Im an addict.
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Well its my teachers fault other teachers don't tell me nothing
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I used to use TB all the time at school.
Now they have a new blocking program, and I can't.
This does not make me happy.
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I admit I am totally addicted to the bass! I eat, sleep, breath and play bass. I have been "busted" twice playing bass in my sleep...once using my boyfriends arm as a bass!! lol! He's also a bassist and I woke up and he said "what were you doing, playing the bass?" I nearly fell out of bed!!
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I admit I am totally addicted to the bass! I eat, sleep, breath and play bass. I have been "busted" twice playing bass in my sleep...once using my boyfriends arm as a bass!! lol! He's also a bassist and I woke up and he said "what were you doing, playing the bass?" I nearly fell out of bed!!
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Old 11-12-2009, 06:16 PM
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I was once in Florida in the middle of winter. I was experiencing 70 degree weather, slight breeze, days at the beach... and I was cranky because I couldn't play bass.

Whenever I walk into someones house, I search intently for a guitar (bass, acoustic, electric... anything). It doesn't matter who it is either.
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I admit I am totally addicted to the bass! I eat, sleep, breath and play bass. I have been "busted" twice playing bass in my sleep...once using my boyfriends arm as a bass!! lol! He's also a bassist and I woke up and he said "what were you doing, playing the bass?" I nearly fell out of bed!!
I only laughed because it was his arm, sort of a Blazing Saddles thing.
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Of course I'm addicted to bass. I also got a email checking and Craigslist addiction.
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I was once in Florida in the middle of winter. I was experiencing 70 degree weather, slight breeze, days at the beach... and I was cranky because I couldn't play bass.

Whenever I walk into someones house, I search intently for a guitar (bass, acoustic, electric... anything). It doesn't matter who it is either.
LOL, I do the same thing.
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When I went on a cruise (last year) for 5 nights and 6 days, I thought I was going to go crazy b/c I knew I couldn't play my bass. This was during the time I played EVERYDAY. First thing I did when I got on the boat was find a bass..I found one..hooked to a bass player playing it..but darn it, I wanted to grab it off him and run! lol! I ended up hunting down 3 basses on that boat! My brother (lol, plays bass too) thought it was funny..I was seriously shaking and breaking out in sweat cause I couldn't play!
When I got home and went straight to my basses (I had only two then) and BOTH were out of tune. I told my hubby "yep, you see?? they are mad cause I didn't play them all week!"
also my boyfriend and fellow band mate think it's funny cause I play air bass all the time at their gigs. Since both play bass, they point at me and chuckle. I get mad cause I want to go up there and jam too..sometimes they let me.
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