Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 09-24-2011, 12:38 PM
seanm's Avatar
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Send a message via AIM to seanm Send a message via Yahoo to seanm
GOLD Supporting Member
After the gig?

Sign in to disble this ad
Sometimes after a gig I would just love to have a couple of beers and hang out. But the reality is it is long past last call, so I go home and have one beer to wind down.

What do you do after the gig? Any sort of post-gig rituals?
__________________
The Rippers
  #2  
Old 09-24-2011, 01:04 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Virginia
Send a message via MSN to WayneS
My wife and I ride home together...
  #3  
Old 09-24-2011, 01:16 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: North Port Fl.
HA!!! The past is the past and can't recommend any of that! Now a days I take Tramadol and Lyrica 20 mins before I stop playing. Then I have my Bros help me pack then load up. I stop and punish myself at Taco Bell with some nasty crap they call food and then continue limping home. At home I shower, sit in my favorite chair and watch a lil TV. I remember when I used to work 5 to 6 nites a week for an awfull long time. I remember when I was 17 that my pay then is what I made this nite. That alone should make me stop but I do love to play my instrument with my Bros. I don't need the money and I don't have that many principals anymore so its all good. Except the Taco Bell in the morning hahahaha!!! I've been working in music for 50 years this passed Sept. damn thats alright. Doc
  #4  
Old 09-24-2011, 02:14 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Yup, the money today is about the same as the money in the '70's.

After a gig, eating is a good idea. But I recommend eating FOOD, which is not available at Taco Bell. Breakfast is the ticket.
  #5  
Old 09-24-2011, 02:18 PM
I<34080's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Appalachian State University
Supporting Member
Find someone's house to go to.
__________________
-.---.----..
  #6  
Old 09-24-2011, 02:19 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brookfield, CT
Diner run.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lesfunk View Post
I have trouble staying in shape because I'm a lazy, fat, piece of crap; not because I'm a musician.
  #7  
Old 09-24-2011, 02:28 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Belleville, IL
last night's post-gig event... talking to some friends then Taco Bell for dinner on the way home. This morning, diarrhea from said Taco Bell. Why I keep doing this to myself is way beyond my comprehensive skills.
  #8  
Old 09-24-2011, 06:34 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Bristol, UK
While touring in Japan, after almost every show there was a after show party with the other bands. That was awesome. Back in blighty though, I'm a permanent driver for the band. When I get home it's normally a beer, some tv and then bed.
__________________
Official Short Scale Bass Club - #294 | Squier Jaguar Short Scale Club - #17 | Ampeg Portaflex Club - #209
  #9  
Old 09-24-2011, 06:41 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: London, UK
chase up any money and girls outstanding

lose both through alcohol
  #10  
Old 09-24-2011, 06:42 PM
jacojbass's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Buffalo,ny
Send a message via Yahoo to jacojbass
Supporting Member
pack up, get paid, drive home, unload .....pass out.
__________________
FS: status S2classic http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f126/f...lassic-862383/
  #11  
Old 09-24-2011, 06:48 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Queens
Supporting Member
B!tches and booze.... Lol I kid....

Usually just hang out with the band and the fans over beers
__________________
I don't pray, I turn up the volume...
  #12  
Old 09-24-2011, 07:22 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: California
Send a message via AIM to Time Monkey
Promptly become to intoxicated to take the truck and trailer back to HQ and make my drummer do it.
  #13  
Old 09-24-2011, 11:14 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Pack up, chill with other bands for a bit, then go over to the lead guitarists house for late night dinner (spaghetti or whatever leftovers are in the fridge) and a cold mikes:P then crash at the guitarists house and jam in the morning
__________________
I.D.I.O.T #52
Fretless club #585
  #14  
Old 09-24-2011, 11:16 PM
seanm's Avatar
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Send a message via AIM to seanm Send a message via Yahoo to seanm
GOLD Supporting Member
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stilettoprefer View Post
Pack up, chill with other bands for a bit, then go over to the lead guitarists house for late night dinner (spaghetti or whatever leftovers are in the fridge) and a cold mikes:P then crash at the guitarists house and jam in the morning
Nice! That sounds like fun.
__________________
The Rippers
  #15  
Old 09-24-2011, 11:54 PM
doktorfeelgood's Avatar
layin' it down like pavement
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Kingstown, Rhode Island
Supporting Member
Pack up, load out, drive home and have a bowl of cold cereal with fresh fruit and watch a little HI-DEF TV then hit the sack...
__________________
Fender Jazz Bass Club #187
Blues Bass Players Club #53
Traynor/Yorkville Club #16
Rhode Island Bass Players Club #6
  #16  
Old 09-25-2011, 01:05 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Virginia
Send a message via MSN to WayneS
Pack up and load out. Then head home. Usually, but not always, a game of chess to relax. The ride home after a good show is one of my favorite parts of the whole thing. Luckily though, tonights show was just a few miles from my house. If I'm riding alone I have trouble staying awake.
  #17  
Old 09-25-2011, 01:11 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Perth, WA, Australia
Go home, usually pick up some crap food on the way, watch a DVD then go to bed. Depending on the weather, I sometimes go for a walk (2-3 miles) before I go to bed.
__________________
Phatbass - Bassists with Beards Club member no. 26
"You say heroin-addicted bisexual Satan worshiper as if it's a BAD thing"
  #18  
Old 09-25-2011, 01:29 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fair Haven, MI
It rarely takes less than 30 minutes to drive home and then I sit on the couch and channel surf or read posts like this on Talk Bass till I get in the mood for bed (usually about an hour), thank you TB and good night.
  #19  
Old 09-25-2011, 01:36 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Vancouver, BC
I don't know if the rest of you feel this way, but after-gig time is often a bit of a downer. Mostly because playing music is such an altered state, that after it's over I feel like Superman with no cape or powers.
  #20  
Old 09-25-2011, 01:47 AM
Registered User

Endorsing Artist: PCL Vintage Amps
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Victoria, BC Canada
On Tour:

Pack up, have a few beers with the other bands / bar staff / any pretty ladies. Then head to the hotel and saw the few available logs.

Local shows:

Same as above except replace "hotel" with "my brother's couch."
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:33 PM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.