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Old 01-13-2012, 04:00 PM
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Ain't it the truth?

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Old 01-13-2012, 04:06 PM
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So, the drummer locks his keys in the car, and the bassist and guitar player are in there. Of course, you haven't really "locked your keys in the car," at least not in the classic "oh-crap, call Triple A" sense, when someone is inside.

But without the bassist to unlock the door from the inside, the guitarist would have been stuck there. And if the bassist couldn't unlock the door from inside, they would have both been stuck there, because the keys were inside and the doors were locked.

Did I get that right?

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Old 01-13-2012, 04:36 PM
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No. What do they say about a joke if you have to explain it?
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:22 PM
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I got it.

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