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11-05-2009, 01:39 PM
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None of these dorks knows how to throw horns. they are all a bunch of crazies.
That said, I'm thinking of competing as an air bassist... any good tracks I should consider? It's important that it has a real power metal edge, but would appeal to all audiences. Your choice of song can make or break your performance.
I was thinking of "Freebird", but then I seriousd.
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11-05-2009, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by rappa29 | I see in the rules section that "air Roadies" are allowed. ***?
And why is "Air Wear" actual clothing. Shouldn't that be like, naked, or something? | 
11-05-2009, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by duff beer Air guitar: All the fun of being a rock star without the hassle of looking cool and having girls want to go to bed with you... | Dude, don't knock it til you've tried it.. I've heard those air-groupies are pretty hot... 
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11-05-2009, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by MooseLumps | THAT'S IT! They played this on VH1 Classic Rockumentary a while back! I thought it was a "Spinal Tap" type gimmick but it's REAL!
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11-05-2009, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by rappa29 Do you think there threads on the AirGuitar message boards like....
Air Les Paul vs Air Strat
Air Marshall vs Air Fender
Post pics of your 80's air guitar
Air SS vs Air Tube
Which Air Cab should I pair with my Air Head (no pun intended)
What Air Strings do you use
Air Kahler vs Air Floyd Rose  | Best air guitar for metal? 
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11-05-2009, 02:10 PM
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I get a REally Clear tone From My air Fodera...
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11-05-2009, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by MrGotBass I remember hearing somewhere that getting caught playing air guitar is worse than getting caught masturbating, but when you think about it, isn't air guitar just a talentless hack's way of saying "Hey, look at me! I'm special because I can pretend to play an instrument."? | At if you get caught masturbating there is a chance you could get a "Looks like you could use another hand there"..
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11-05-2009, 02:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Riverside, Ca. | | | This is so pathetic. I mean yeah, to each his own and all that and if it doesn't hurt anyone else, then live and let live blahblahblah. But these guys... I don't know where to go without using profanity as primary descriptors.
It's like the polar opposite of those of us who took up playing an instrument to get chicks. The thinking here would seem to be to take up an interest in something that repelled the opposite sex.
Computer geeks and math nerds are respectively Sean Connery and Tom Jones compared to air guitar clowns.
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11-05-2009, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by caeman I wonder which air guitar these guys prefer: solid-body or hollow? | Whichever matches their head! 
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11-06-2009, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by caeman Is that guy in the video having a seizure? | Guy looks like ( Ron Jeremy ) 
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11-06-2009, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by rappa29 Do you think there threads on the AirGuitar message boards like....
Air Les Paul vs Air Strat
Air Marshall vs Air Fender
Post pics of your 80's air guitar
Air SS vs Air Tube
Which Air Cab should I pair with my Air Head (no pun intended)
What Air Strings do you use
Air Kahler vs Air Floyd Rose  |  ..Thats damn funny....need to wipe my eyes now..but THANKS
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11-07-2009, 09:53 AM
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11-07-2009, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by hgregs | he knows the song well!
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11-07-2009, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by rappa29 Do you think there threads on the AirGuitar message boards like....
Air Les Paul vs Air Strat
Air Marshall vs Air Fender
Post pics of your 80's air guitar
Air SS vs Air Tube
Which Air Cab should I pair with my Air Head (no pun intended)
What Air Strings do you use
Air Kahler vs Air Floyd Rose  | i just spit crackers on the keyboard !! 
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11-07-2009, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MooseLumps http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799915/
None of these dorks knows how to throw horns. they are all a bunch of crazies.
That said, I'm thinking of competing as an air bassist... any good tracks I should consider? It's important that it has a real power metal edge, but would appeal to all audiences. Your choice of song can make or break your performance.
I was thinking of "Freebird", but then I seriousd. | I say Scarified by Racer X. Unleash the air spirit of Air Juan Alderte to some air speed metal. Maybe.
Zach
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11-09-2009, 01:34 PM
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11-09-2009, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Haysoochreesto This is so pathetic. I mean yeah, to each his own and all that and if it doesn't hurt anyone else, then live and let live blahblahblah. But these guys... I don't know where to go without using profanity as primary descriptors.
It's like the polar opposite of those of us who took up playing an instrument to get chicks. The thinking here would seem to be to take up an interest in something that repelled the opposite sex.
Computer geeks and math nerds are respectively Sean Connery and Tom Jones compared to air guitar clowns. | sheesh......i wonder if anyone ever pointed out that those high energy stage moves are that much easier to master when playing the actual instrument is not involved.....it seems that one can remain twelve well into ones thirties these days.....
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11-09-2009, 02:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Moscow, Russia | | | The guitarist in our band owns the rights to organize the official Air Guitar championships here and he makes a big joke of it. It is kind of funny, especially how the performers really are serious about it (nobody else is). After the local championship, my friend held a press conference at the Hard Rock Cafe to donate the championship air guitar. I think it is still on the wall... | 
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