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Old 12-23-2011, 12:13 PM
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I JUST BOUGHT A DIET BOOK CALLED “EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT AND NEVER WEIGH YOURSELF AGAIN"
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1ST YOU GET RID OF YOUR SCALES


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Old 12-23-2011, 12:15 PM
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I've been toying with the idea of writing a yet-another-weight loss book as those seem to sell really well. Especially at this time just before NYE.
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Old 12-23-2011, 12:25 PM
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I've been toying with the idea of writing a yet-another-weight loss book as those seem to sell really well. Especially at this time just before NYE.
me too! and I would call it:
You don't have to eat the whole bag of chips".
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Old 12-23-2011, 05:42 PM
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I JUST BOUGHT A DIET BOOK CALLED “EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT AND NEVER WEIGH YOURSELF AGAIN"
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Old 12-23-2011, 07:33 PM
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LOL!!! Scales are for warming up!

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Old 12-25-2011, 09:37 PM
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I've been trying that new 30 day diet . . . . . . so far I've lost 18 days !
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Old 12-27-2011, 12:28 PM
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LOL!!! Scales are for warming up!

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