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Old 04-21-2007, 07:55 AM
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Amusing fantasy band line ups

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Just for a silly idea, a friend and I started thinking about imaginary band line ups where all the members share a common trait, other than musical. For example, here's one I thought of called "The Happys", as although I admire all these guys very much, they all have a reputation for being somewhat cantankerous:-

Vocals - Van Morrison
Bass - Roger Waters
Rhythm Guitar, Vocals - Ray Davies
Lead Guitar - George Harrison
Keyboards - Alan Price
Drums - Ginger Baker

I doubt these guys would have ever got through one rehearsal without killing each other! So has anyone else got any ideas for other line ups? Good examples would be all the members having terrible hairdo's or dress sense, etc. The musicians can be from any era, alive or deceased.

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Old 04-21-2007, 08:31 AM
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Here's a band for you:

Robert Smith-guitar/vocals
sting-bass vocals/
and a DRUM MACHINE.

that would be the gloomiest/ happiest sounding band...
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Old 04-21-2007, 08:53 AM
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I've always wanted john frusciante to join up with the john mayer trio. Thatd be amazing.
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Old 04-21-2007, 01:11 PM
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for "The Happys" maybe throw in Robert Fripp and Jeff Berlin

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Old 04-21-2007, 02:07 PM
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The band I'd most like to hear:

Bass - Jaco
Drums - Dave Weckl
Guitar - John McLaughlin
Piano - Chick Corea
Sax - Michael Brecker
Sax - Wayne Shorter
Violin - Jean-Luc Ponty

Sort of a fusion of the Elektric Band, Weather Report, and Mahavishnu Orchestra, with Brecker thrown in... because.
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Old 04-21-2007, 02:21 PM
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Bass - Tommy Shannon
Guitar/Vocals-John Mayer
Guitar - John Frusciante
Drums - Chad Smith
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Old 04-21-2007, 02:28 PM
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Guitar- Jimi Hendrix
Bass- Chris squire
Lead Vocals- Robert Plant
Drums- Keith moon
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Old 04-21-2007, 02:29 PM
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Keys - Herbie Hancock
Bass - Ralphe Armstrong
Drums - Sean Kinney

That'd be a cool trio.
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Old 04-21-2007, 02:29 PM
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Vocals - Cedric Bixler-Zavala
Guitar/Vocals - John Frusciante
Lead Guitar - John Mclaughlin
Bass - Brian Gibson
Drums - Rashied Ali
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vocals - Mike Patton & Jimmy Urine
Bass - Frank Bello
Guitar - Fredrik Thordenal and Dave Felton
Drums - Brann Dailor

they would have no idea what the hell to do in that situation. nothing would ever get done, but i would love it
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Old 04-21-2007, 03:16 PM
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Vocals/Guitar-Kurt Cobain
Lead guitar-Eddie Van Halen
Bass-Larry Graham
Drums-Taylor Hawkins

This is a band that would be..."conflicting" since EVH would have to play the bass when recording and Larry Graham would be confined to root notes...

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Old 04-21-2007, 03:17 PM
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made this a while ago on a forum on a different website.

i was pretty bored so i linked all the musicians to videos (or music in the case of bj cole) that is really worth checking out

robert fripp - guitar and loops
steve lawson - bass and loops
bj cole - pedal steel guitar and vocals (listen to the grey box on the left)
neil peart - drums
Jens Johansson - keyboards


and maybe swap out fripp for ned evett on fretless guitar
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Old 04-21-2007, 04:40 PM
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Guitar-Jimmy Page
Bass-John Paul Jones
Drummer-John Bonham
Vocals-not Robert Plant

win!
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Old 04-21-2007, 04:53 PM
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Eric Clapton - Guitar/Vocals
BB KING - Guitar/Vocals
Marcus Miller - Bass
Buddy Rich or Ginger Baker - Drums
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:07 PM
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"The Ancient Gods"

Thor- Drums
Zeus - Guitar
Bacchus - Vocals
Hades - Bass
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:12 PM
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This COULD happen

Roger Daltrey - vox
Pete Townshend - guit
Paul Macca - bs
Ringo - skins

Ladies and gentlemen....... The Whootles
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Old 04-21-2007, 08:23 PM
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anything with ginger baker on lead vocals.


anyone recall pressed rat and warthog?
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Old 04-21-2007, 10:50 PM
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The band I'd most like to hear:

Bass - Jaco
Drums - Dave Weckl
Guitar - John McLaughlin
Piano - Chick Corea
Sax - Michael Brecker
Sax - Wayne Shorter
Violin - Jean-Luc Ponty

Sort of a fusion of the Elektric Band, Weather Report, and Mahavishnu Orchestra, with Brecker thrown in... because.
Thats not to far from the line up on Jaco's 1st disc and the Word of Mouth bands in there smaller configurations. Although Jaco and McLaughlin never actually recorded together, they did play in a trio for a short time. Is that the violinist from Mahavishnu? Also, I don't think Jaco and Dave ever played togther or did they?
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Old 04-21-2007, 10:55 PM
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are we trying to make super bands here? i got one!
  • Vocals/bass/synths-Geddy Lee
  • Drums/percussion-Neil Peart
  • Guitar-Alex Lifeson
oh wait a sec the greatest ever was already made (yes RUSH is my most fav band..)
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Most of these aren't funny. Do people know what they're replying to?

Leon Redbone - Vocals
Herbie Flowers - Tuba
Joe Lala - Percussion
Tony Clifton - Vocals
Eric Nagler - Waxpaper Comb
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