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Old 04-27-2008, 12:58 PM
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aye, it's kinda my dream tema, and thought it would be funny too
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Old 04-27-2008, 01:12 PM
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Any band with James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine together in it would totally bring the lolz.
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Hendrix, Claypool, and Sandy Nelson
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my fantasy band lineup:

Grace Slick, Marty Balin, Paul Kantner, Jorma Kaukonen, Jack Casady, and Spencer Dryden

oh wait... that's Jefferson Airplane
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For a metal band here's mine:

Singing-Serj Tankian
Drums-Joey Jordinson
Bass-Robert Trujillo
Lead geetar-Zakk Wylde
Rythm geetar-Munky


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Old 04-30-2008, 11:52 AM
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For a band of a**holes-
Vocals-Axl Rose
Guitar-Zakk Wylde
Drums-Lars Ulrich
Bass-Scott Thunes(I think that's his anyways...)

Imagine tryin' to produce them!
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:32 PM
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tHE LUCKIEST GUYS IN THE WORLD BAND!

Oddly enough I've given this some thought

Brad Whitford -Guitar
Michael Anthony- bass
Ringo Starr- drums
The guy for Dream Theater- vocals

Bear in mind that I mean no disparagement to any of the aboves talent. It's just been apparent to me that they were overshadowed by the other members of their respective groups.
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:21 PM
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Try this one :-

Vocals : Osama bin Laden
Guitar : Saddam Hussein
Bass : Stalin
Drums : Adolph Hitler
Sax : Pol Pot
Keyboards : The Boston Strangler, Ken Bianchi or Jeffrey Dahmer
Harp : Mike Tyson
Traingle : Michael Jackson

The question isn't what would they sound like, but rather who would murder Michael Jackson first?
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Old 05-17-2008, 04:18 PM
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I didn't read the whole list, so I don't know if this is new or not, but here:

Bass- Bootsy Collins
Guitar- Hendrix
Sax- Maceo Parker
'Bone- Fred Wesley
Drums- Stubblefield
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Old 05-17-2008, 05:34 PM
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Somewhere in heaven I imagine this is going on

Jim Morrison-lead vocals
John lennon- rhythm guitar/vocals
Jimi Hendrix-guitar
John Bonham-drums
John entwistle-bass


John Bonham drums- he can be in two
Dimebag-guitars
Randy Rhoads-guitar
Cliff Burton-bass
Jesus-vocals I imagine he'd be a cool guy



these two bands would be headlining and opening for each other also
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Old 05-17-2008, 07:33 PM
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Rob Halford
Eddie Vedder
Maynard James Keenan
Matt Bellamy

Put them together and you got "The World's Greatest Barbershop Quartet"
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Vocals-Anthony Kiedis
Bass-Flea
Drum-Chad Smith
Guitar/Vocals-John Frusciante

that would be the best band in the world... wait a minute :P


I don't know many drummer people but I'd like to see

Bass-Flea
Guitarist-Hendrix

or

Bass-Jamerson
Guitar-Frusciante

for some reason i just think John could lay down some nice R&B motown guitar riffs
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Bass-Brick Tamblen
Drums-Brian Fantana
Guitar- Champ Kind
Vocals/Jazz Flute-Ron Burgandy

that would be awesome...
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Old 05-17-2008, 10:36 PM
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Vocalist:Robert Plant
Lead Guitar:Jimi Hendrix
Guitar:Clapton or John Lennon
Bass:Tommy Shannon
Drums:mitch mitchell
Keys:Ray Manzarek

That would be for a blues band.
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Old 05-17-2008, 10:43 PM
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Bass-Brick Tamblen
Drums-Brian Fantana
Guitar- Champ Kind
Vocals/Jazz Flute-Ron Burgandy

that would be awesome...
hmmm, I would definately switch around Brick and Brian.
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hmmm, I would definately switch around Brick and Brian.
yeah i wasn't sure which one to go with... i just won't trust brick with a drum set and sticks... decided to go with that... but the Bri-man would probably make a good bassist...
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Old 05-18-2008, 12:00 AM
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Well Brian is by far the coolest out of them so he is automaticaly on bass. And Brick has the IQ closest to the average drummer (although still substantially higher).
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Old 05-18-2008, 04:35 PM
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Bass--Joe Osborn
Drums--Hal Blaine
Keys--Larry Knechtel
Guitar--Eddie VanHalen
Vocals--Beach Boys

Old school cool.
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