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Old 02-06-2009, 11:26 PM
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Another Craigslist ad.

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Anyone want to refer their drummer?

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/muc/1024362459.html
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:49 PM
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Wow, the whole "free sex" thing aside, a goth cover band doing broadway-esque metal tunes in Tenessee. ***?
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:54 PM
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Some local Flava:
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What I wanna know is how many people are gonna respond to that ad.
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:08 AM
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LOL, offers free sex, then doesn't show any pics of the supposed 'singer' on the myspace page. Some people are just bad at finding bands! And FWIW, I don't think she's a nympho, she just has a hard time finding a boyfriend!

Ouch, I'm full of brutal honesty tonight.
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There are two face pics at the bottom.
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:34 AM
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There are two face pics at the bottom.
Right, but none on the myspace page. I was hoping for something more appealing than an "up your nose" shot of the girl. I was more or less calling out the FAIL of the myspace page.

And she's ugly.
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Right, but none on the myspace page. I was hoping for something more appealing than an "up your nose" shot of the girl. I was more or less calling out the FAIL of the myspace page.

And she's ugly.
Gottcha. I was afraid to visit the page myself.
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:36 AM
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LOL, offers free sex, then doesn't show any pics of the supposed 'singer' on the myspace page. Some people are just bad at finding bands! And FWIW, I don't think she's a nympho, she just has a hard time finding a boyfriend!

Ouch, I'm full of brutal honesty tonight.
Man. That is cuttingly, hilariously honest.

ouch!
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Man. That is cuttingly, hilariously honest.

ouch!
I'm like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar. Stuck on full blown honesty. It's great when it's funny, but it's got me smacked a few times too. A blessing and a curse I say...




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I'm like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar. Stuck on full blown honesty. It's great when it's funny, but it's got me smacked a few times too. A blessing and a curse I say...




Hey.

You live by the sword, you die by the sword right?

Just be glad that you got slapped for being honest and not a complete creeper!
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Hey.

You live by the sword, you die by the sword right?

Just be glad that you got slapped for being honest and not a complete creeper!

Exactly, I'd rather be slapped for someone not wanting to hear something unpleasant about themselves than being slapped for just being lewd. It's a fine line to walk, and I'm not always right either lol.
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Old 02-07-2009, 04:16 AM
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The guitarist seriously needs to put on a shirt.
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The guitarist seriously needs to put on a shirt.
Are you kidding me?

And cover up all of that metal sexiness?

I don't think so!
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So... right now it's just a guitar player and a bass player banging an ugly singer who can't sing very well...

Anyone wanna join?
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was anyone else competely creeped out after reading that?
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So... right now it's just a guitar player and a bass player banging an ugly singer who can't sing very well...

Anyone wanna join?

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What I wanna know is how many people are gonna respond to that ad.
I wanna know how many of them responding will end up that the free health clinic getting a dose of pennicillin, lol
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