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Old 10-10-2008, 09:05 AM
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At least put the lid down:

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/msg/873775670.html
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WOW, Crate and Behringer together...that must be an absolute tone monster.
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that instrument is crap. (okay it was the best I could do)
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Old 10-10-2008, 09:08 AM
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oh good lord. that's disgusting.
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its great that he has to clarify the toilet is not for sale.

and the fact its full of pee.
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The water in the toilet has a yellow tint maybe they need to flush it after using.
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you think he would have sweeped the floor before taking the picture....its pretty bad.
not as bad as that set up though...
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Maybe that's where he stored the bass for jamming during those long morning dumps...

Hopefully it doesn't have any pee splatters...

I'll refrain from the P-Bass jokes.
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Some people..... a guy was selling a trombone on ebay and had a few pics he took himself, didn't have a shirt on. He was a very hairy man....
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:08 AM
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Maybe this guy does not know how to crop/crap the picture.
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Some people..... a guy was selling a trombone on ebay and had a few pics he took himself, didn't have a shirt on. He was a very hairy man....
lol, or reflectaporn

Likely NSFW, nothing crazy, but still:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kettle.asp
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OMG! Forget the unflushed toilet...that's a shower on the left. I don't even wanna speculate as to what's on the floor.
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OMG! Forget the unflushed toilet...that's a shower on the left. I don't even wanna speculate as to what's on the floor.
holy crap, guess they didn't make it to the toilet.

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Old 10-10-2008, 11:22 AM
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You guys are being too harsh. IIRC, there was an earlier TB thread asking which bass would be most appropriate for practice while perched on the crapper. The DeArmond rubber-band thingy was mentioned as were countless headless (excuse the pun) models. Seems they're less likely to get tangled in the toilet paper roll.

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wow i saw that this morning during my daily check of craigslist. all i though was really? really, no toilet? wow, what a deal breaker there.
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The nasty toilet is so appropriate. After all he is selling Crate and Berhinger stuff, no?
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SX for a toilet brush?
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That's disgusting...is that hair next to the shower floor?

I used to live in a jamhouse - our bathroom didn't look much better than that, but at least we flushed the toilet!
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:40 PM
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WOW, Crate and Behringer together...that must be an absolute tone monster.
That was funny!!
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Could it be that the toilet water is stained by iron particles that were shaken loose from the pipes by the enormous bass tones emanating from the Cratinger rig?
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