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Old 11-01-2008, 02:52 PM
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Another Cruel Bass Joke.........

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Metalocalypse clip..........the last 20 seconds is in the words of Toki, "brutal"......sorry if this has been posted before......but it sure was funny....

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1ac69b79390182
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Old 11-01-2008, 03:18 PM
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I love this show. Your link won't play video for me because I'm Canadian. Is this the one where they talk about burying Murderface in the mix? (I don't want to spoil the joke if I'm right, so highlight to read what I wrote.)

They make up for the bass jokes with Murderface's bass solo at the beginning of one of the episodes (the birthday one , I think).
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Old 11-01-2008, 03:24 PM
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I love this show. Your link won't play video for me because I'm Canadian. Is this the one where they talk about burying Murderface in the mix? (I don't want to spoil the joke if I'm right, so highlight to read what I wrote.)

They make up for the bass jokes with Murderface's bass solo at the beginning of one of the episodes (the birthday one , I think).
Nope... this is the one where Murderface tries to hit on two ladies, who find out that he's the bass player and totally dress him down with comments like "Shouldn't you be putting water bottles on the stage?" and "Why don't you make like a bass player and become inaudible?". Priceless!
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Old 11-01-2008, 03:24 PM
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Lol "Why dont you make like a bass guitar and be inaudible"

That one is brootal.
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Old 11-01-2008, 03:26 PM
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I love this show. Your link won't play video for me because I'm Canadian. Is this the one where they talk about burying Murderface in the mix? (I don't want to spoil the joke if I'm right, so highlight to read what I wrote.)

They make up for the bass jokes with Murderface's bass solo at the beginning of one of the episodes (the birthday one , I think).
Nah.........in this one, he trying to pic up some girls..........ooops, I'm late........
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Old 11-01-2008, 05:41 PM
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......another one...........
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1a7e81b50c00db
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:10 AM
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Can you post them from anywhere other than Adut Swim? I can't view them.
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Old 11-02-2008, 08:19 AM
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.....I can see if maybe youtube has them.......
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Old 11-02-2008, 12:56 PM
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Sorry for my ignorance, but why is it that you can't view adult swim? Does Canada censor you or something? And that wasn't a joke, that was a hate crime!
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"shouldn't you be unloading equipment or putting water bottles on the stage, or something?"

Haaaaaaaarsh.
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Old 11-02-2008, 01:20 PM
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Sorry for my ignorance, but why is it that you can't view adult swim? Does Canada censor you or something? And that wasn't a joke, that was a hate crime!
Adult swim sadly don't play vids outside the USA.
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Old 11-02-2008, 01:20 PM
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"why don't you make like a bass guitar and be inaudible?"

LMAO
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Old 11-02-2008, 01:21 PM
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Sorry for my ignorance, but why is it that you can't view adult swim? Does Canada censor you or something? And that wasn't a joke, that was a hate crime!
Lot's of sites do this now. They only have rights to show the videos in the states and block it for users outside of the USA.

hulu and comedycentral do it as well as the new mtvmusic site. They want to ensure that we aren't watching anything before it airs in Canada so as not to affect ratings up here.
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then it's time to bust out your dick for an intense solo
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CRUEL DUDE SIMPLY CRUEL
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Wow this made me
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then it's time to bust out your dick for an intense solo
The worst part is just building up the callous.
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