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01-21-2008, 10:50 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NY | | | Another great craigslist ad...
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This time it is a blues guitarist that seems to put a lot of emphasis on having very specific gear... http://albany.craigslist.org/muc/546026780.html Quote: |
The bass player needs to have a Fender bass built BEFORE 1965 with no ceramic tone caps ( I will have my tech at auditions to open up and check) must use all tube amplifiers pre-1980, with an 8x10 cabinet.....
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01-21-2008, 10:54 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | Wow ... I guess I'm missing out on the "blues", but what is the Dirty Sanchez beat ???
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01-21-2008, 10:56 AM
|  | Evil Alien | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA | | | The ad is obviously a "piss-take" mocking serious ads from people with ridiculous requirements. But it is very funny!!
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01-21-2008, 10:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Longview, TX | | | I like it when he starts listing the the stylkes that the "drummist" needs to know
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01-21-2008, 10:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tampa, FL | | | Wow. Bets that he'll never have his expectations met?
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01-21-2008, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by lunarpollen  The ad is obviously a "piss-take" mocking serious ads from people with ridiculous requirements. But it is very funny!! | If it is a "spoof" ad, it is very convincingly real. It looks real to me, very arrogant, but real.... |
01-21-2008, 11:00 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | Mojo!! |
01-21-2008, 11:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tampa, FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by lunarpollen The ad is obviously a "piss-take" mocking serious ads from people with ridiculous requirements. But it is very funny!! | and he got me... 
until i reread it, paying attention to the names of the beats and the songs. Good stuff. 
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01-21-2008, 11:06 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto Canada | | | That was great...
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01-21-2008, 11:12 AM
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01-21-2008, 11:18 AM
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01-21-2008, 11:22 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | 71 degrees exactly.
Miles Finch.
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01-21-2008, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Tony G This time it is a blues guitarist that seems to put a lot of emphasis on having very specific gear... http://albany.craigslist.org/muc/546026780.html Quote: |
The bass player needs to have a Fender bass built BEFORE 1965 with no ceramic tone caps ( I will have my tech at auditions to open up and check) must use all tube amplifiers pre-1980, with an 8x10 cabinet.....
| | I seem to attract a lot of self proclaimed virtuoso's and tone freaks, I think I met this guy or his twin brother. 
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01-21-2008, 02:13 PM
|  | Bare Bones Bass Builder | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Denver, CO | | | "I will have my tech at auditions to open up and check..."
I will have my fist at auditions to sock your nose!
Too funny. I'm sure it's a spoof, but it's not too far off from a couple of clowns I've run across in my time.
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01-21-2008, 02:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Cleveland, TN | | I thought every "drummist" was familiar with the "Dirty Sanchez" 
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01-21-2008, 02:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Los Angeles | | That was a good laugh, I needed that  .
I'm gonna go work on my sense of the whap-a-dang beat now... 
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01-21-2008, 02:43 PM
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I'd be interested in playing with that cat, but only if the conchos on his hatband came from a 93 year old Navajo shaman and had been aged in fermented peyote for 7 years, then were sold to a voodoo queen and stolen by a 7th son.
Only then - I'm really tired of dealing with wannabe's...
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01-21-2008, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Valerus Mojo!! | "woiking"
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01-21-2008, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Tony G | What a douche. I'll bet he can't play worth a damn either.
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01-21-2008, 07:42 PM
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