Anuther Ossum base needed add. /sp?
This one is awesome. I always like to see what you find, so here's one from my area.
*Band and Members' names have been removed*
" _Anonymous_ Needs You're Bass Shreddage!
and tirred of all the lameass funk metal out there in Utah! Thats where _Anonymous_ swoops in with deth wings to cut down the foe of the blood!
A little about us:
We have been a band for four year but have only plaid live shows like two times because of _Bassist_ the bass player who always has ulcers and a job as a paralegal so he cant play enough live shows but that is going to change tonight! We cant have _Bassist_ anymore because his dad said he either keeps the job or the band and we were like good luck a$$clown yeah! So we need a new bass shredder bottom feeding bass man to kill it with the low thunder muthas!
Coheed and Cambria
Dungeon of Throat
Corrosion of Comformity
Legal Liars Corp.
Panic! At the Disco
Destroy the Enemy's Daughters
Reel Big Fish
Odor of Murder
What we need from you:
You need to have aome recordings of you or at least a picture of how you look when shredding. You have to either wear some masks or make up because we take it serious and we have insane stage presants!
Your gear has to be way good. If you're bass insn't pointy that's okay because we have a BC Rich you can use that is pointy and looks more metal than most of the fendars and stuff. You have to have at least a 15" cab but better if you have 2 or 3 bass cabs so its way heavy loud! You have to use picks when you play but you can decide on the pick you like. We use Dunlop because _Member_'s uncle said it's the best pick for metal and he wasnt wrong because it totally are.
WE jam out six days a weak so if you don't have that kind of time dont even email us! We practive most of the time at _Member_'s house because he has the dankest basement with cable! 420 a requirement unless you aren't into that kind of thing but beer is a must.
Email only because I never hear my pager or my phone or anything but I caheck my emailz like 30 times a hour for work!
That ad is a joke, right?
It's possible. I wouldn't put it too far past some people. Still funny.
Where has this opportunity been all my life?
I love Soul Asylum!
Post a link to the ad......I want to reply using the King's English with lots of doth's and wherefor art's. :)
I guess we found out what the best pick for metal is.
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