Anybody ever have a bad house party?

[Bob Clayton]

Originally Posted by cgworkman

Oh yeah.

When I was in highschool, we went to a house party. The girl that lived there kinda hosted the party - rich people and all. There was probably 100 people there. The girl who lived there wanted to sleep with me - so I let her. Just in time for her mom and dad to come home from out of town early to find her riding me.

Not good at all.

oh man. thats's great.

what happened?

[cgworkman]

Daddy went off on everybody and started screaming. We were upstairs and didn't hear the comotion. He comes into her bedroom calling her name. When he see's us he freakin' flips. There we are naked as the day we were born. I freak out and jump up trying to get my pants back. Daddy charges me and decks while I'm bent over pulling my pants up. He hit's me square in the eye. Here I am with my pants half on stumbling all over the place. The daughter is screaming for daddy to not hit me again. He tries but I avoid him until I've gotten my pants on. He charges me and I kinda shove him away - he falls over something and then his daughter is pissed at me now. Sh*t! So my friends and I leave - fast.

I didn't see her for a week or two. Finally she showed up to my house and apologized. We kind of saw each other for awhile - but then daddy found out we were seeing each other and made her life hell - so she broke it off.

[Bob Clayton]

Originally Posted by cgworkman

Daddy went off on everybody and started screaming. We were upstairs and didn't hear the comotion. He comes into her bedroom calling her name. When he see's us he freakin' flips. There we are naked as the day we were born. I freak out and jump up trying to get my pants back. Daddy charges me and decks while I'm bent over pulling my pants up. He hit's me square in the eye. Here I am with my pants half on stumbling all over the place. The daughter is screaming for daddy to not hit me again. He tries but I avoid him until I've gotten my pants on. He charges me and I kinda shove him away - he falls over something and then his daughter is pissed at me now. Sh*t! So my friends and I leave - fast.

I didn't see her for a week or two. Finally she showed up to my house and apologized. We kind of saw each other for awhile - but then daddy found out we were seeing each other and made her life hell - so she broke it off.

that's sucks dude.

too bad her rents came home.

[cgworkman]

LOL You're telling me!

[Stoned Bass]

we once decided it would be fun to empty 4 large bottles of moisturiser around the house during a 'fight' at a house party, we cleaned it up during the morning, it came off the carpets and curtains but because it was oil based it left creasy streaks all over the walls, we spent hours looking for the right
shade of paint, painted over the spots and opened all the windows and when my friends parents came back the next day. They just said "whats that smell?"
phew

[Bard2dbone]

I have told the story a few times of the weirdest house party I personally know of.

The couple that hosted it had buckets of money, and you could tell, looking at their house. It was huge and gorgeous. The living room, where we set up was bigger than my entire apartment at the time. It had a two story tall outer wall that was mostly window, looking out on the back yard with its snazzy deck and enormous pool. The setting is definitely not the problem in this story.

We were set up facing the enormous window wall, so we could see every body out by the pool, as well as everybody in the living room. Well, kind of all at once, we were suddenly seeing everybody. People just all at once started shedding clothes. And more than a few started choosing up couples and mating right there on the couches in front of God and everyone.

Now since we were all young and hormonal guys, I'll bet you are thinking we thought "COOL!" or something like that. You're wrong if you think so. These were the homeliest people I have seen naked as a group, ever. It was bad. Many of the more shameless examples were folks who should never be allowed to be naked, people who should shower and sleep while fully clothed. And they were all over each other right in front of everyone else.

I mean, seriously, here. Raise your hand if eew. And that's eew with a capital ew.

On the upside we finished the gig without catching an STD. And the homeowner paid us a LOT extra for not freaking out and leaving.

[Techmonkey]

One of our mates family owns a parish, and she asked us to play there... Big problem with echoing, so to get heard we turn up our amps all the way and up the mids etc... Without realise just how loud it was. Apparantly you could hear it, no joke, 2 blocks away - some of the friendlier neighbours said they woke up at 2am with the sound of the sex pistols (Fun cover we did as a request ) ringing out, and forgot their age and started rocking out in the privacy of their own homes! After an hour or so after starting the crowd was really warming up - there were about 50 people there and they were all getting in to the music despite the aweful acoustics... But then this old lady came and started shouting something we could hear, so we carried on playing till the end of the song, by which time she'd called the police! We grabbed our amps and locked them in the cupboards and put the drumkit back in the travel boxes... We were halfway down the road before the police showed up, that happened to a friend once before but his band got their amps taken away!

[jgould1124]

I am new here, but I think this is a funny story and maybe the stupidest. My old band, a heavy metal band from Albany, NY, was invited to play at my girlfriend's house. The only problem was she lived downstairs from an elderly woman and her nurse. Originally we were gonna play in the basement (not that that would have helped) but, as the stairs would barely hold a person, we decided to play in the dining room. We moved all the furniture out of the way, loaded in our Marshalls, SVT's, drums, PA, and amp racks. It took us a while to get everything set up, but we were being kinda quiet.
When "showtime" came around, we didn't figure to have a long time to play. So, we played our most popular song. It starts out kinda calm, but the chorus got much heavier and repeated "Leap Muthaf*****, Leap Muthaf*****, Leap!" After the chorus was finished, there is a quick 4 count break to go back into the verse. By that time, the upstairs nurse was at the door, banging on it like there was a fire. We stopped, my girl went out into the hall and a proceeded to get ripped up one side and down the other. Needless to say, our big "concert" had ended. Now came the fun of loading everything back outside after our whole 45 seconds of playinig.
It is amazing what we would do for a bunch of beer and the possibility of scoring with some women!!!!! Moral of the story: we weren't too bright!!!

[Bass_Machine]

Originally Posted by The Clap

Indeed! That's no way to treat your fan base

Is it bad that I spent a good 5 minutes laughing to myself about the image of giving a guy a beer can, but when he opens it, a bear jumps out and mauls him?

[protoz]

We were asked to play at some guys party the other band knew pretty well and this was a new band I was in and hadn't gigged with them yet so we took the gig in an instant.

We follow them out to the country and cars are parked all over the lawn and there are people everyewhere. I just thought it was going to be a cool show because all these people were there and they guy that was throwing it said they were all into this kind of thing.

We roll up get out and I start carrying my rack case and bass into the machine shed and walking up everyone gives us an evil glare, like we just pissed in their beer. As soon as we got that warm reception I knew it was going to be bad.

My drummer had NEVER gigged before but he performed in school functions so he was a nervous wreck anyhow.

We set up and start going through our set and it's going over alright as we brought our own group of friends with and they were up front and having a fun time.

We get to our second to last song and half way through some huge guy in a blue shirt (he will hence fourth be called The Blue Meanie) walks up drunk to the nines and turns off my guitarists freshly tubed Peavey 5150 and told us to stop. It wasn't his party to be calling the shots, so I tried to keep the song going as my guitarist turned his amp back on and a friend of ours pulled the guy back. After the song we decided to pack up and let the other band get in real fast.

The other band sets up and the vocalist is a 6'5" tough as nails kind of hardcore singer so whenever the blue meanie went towards the amps Randall (the singer) told the guy to "Get the f*** away or I'll knock you out." They do two more songs before that band calls the show as well. My spider sense kicks in and I start grabbing our gear to take out to my truck and have everyone who can do the same. I get all the guitars and amps out and go back to get the rest.

This is where it go it got bad.

I walk in and a buddie of mine has a broken nose, my vocalist was blind-sided and on the ground and the rest of the band members were fighting with the people at the party. Blue Meanie and Randall get into it and it would have been a fair fight, but the rest of the crowd was grabbing Randall so the blue meanie could get some free shots. It was insanity and I couldn't wait to get out of there.

Needless to say it wasn't a good way to start out gigging with a fresh drummer.