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Old 03-23-2010, 03:39 PM
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Anyone ever done porno movie sountrack sessions?

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A friend of mine was commenting about some vintage porn he was watching that had a cool bass groove in some scenes.

Anyone ever done a session? What was it like?
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I believe this is a failed attempt to talk about pRon.
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:12 PM
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ive only done it for my homemade porn,too bad i only know how too play the spongebob theme tune.
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:29 PM
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ive only done it for my homemade porn,too bad i only know how too play the spongebob theme tune.
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:33 PM
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ive only done it for my homemade porn,too bad i only know how too play the spongebob theme tune.
I've done that too. Problem was, I only have a tape deck, so I had to play bass at the same time as doing 'the nasty'. Lots of slapping and popping in all the wrong places. I played the 'Theme from Shaft'.
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:35 PM
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well atleast you can blame your bass face on the sex
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Old 03-23-2010, 06:14 PM
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^^^I don't do "Bass Face"...... I do "Sex Face" when I'm playing bass.
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Old 03-23-2010, 06:22 PM
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^^^I don't do "Bass Face"...... I do "Sex Face" when I'm playing bass.
So you do the bass face while having sex

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Wait, I thought was actually thizz face...
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Old 03-23-2010, 06:27 PM
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I actually wrote a ton of music for a phone sex company a while back. . . even had one of the girls "Candy" come to my studio to record a vo . . . TOTALLY not what I expected!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sadly, i have a feeling that these aren't "porn sessions" at all, just generic instrumental bed tracks that later get used for porn (or local cable access morning TV, funny how that works )
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^^^^Is it possible to buy porno without a wah-wah?
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^^^^ Is it possible to buy a porno without feeling slightly empty inside?
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I never did a porn sound track, but I was the stunt double for Ron Jeremey one time at band camp...

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^^^^ Is it possible to buy a porno without feeling slightly empty inside?
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sadly, i have a feeling that these aren't "porn sessions" at all, just generic instrumental bed tracks that later get used for porn (or local cable access morning TV, funny how that works )
yup.

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