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Old 08-18-2011, 03:28 PM
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Anyone ever eat silicon or latex before practice?

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Found a chunk of something clear with the consistency of latex in some frozen Mac and cheese I was just eating and was wondering what health benefits it may have.

BTW - if anyone thinks it'll make me into a John Myung / Chuck Norris hybrid I may consider adding it to my diet (or lack thereof), but I'll need some sort of evidence first...

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Old 08-18-2011, 03:41 PM
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Frozen mac & cheese?

Good lord, what has the world come to?
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Old 08-18-2011, 03:43 PM
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I have but I paid for them so I can......Key Word......them
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Old 08-18-2011, 04:00 PM
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What the hell is going on here?
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Old 08-18-2011, 04:02 PM
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Frozen mac & cheese?

Good lord, what has the world come to?
Lean Cuisine will produce any noodle+sauce combo
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Old 08-18-2011, 04:05 PM
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No...but I do like to suck on fiberglass before a gig. I feel it sharpens my performance and improves my posture.
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Old 08-18-2011, 04:07 PM
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What is teh best latex for Metal?
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Old 08-18-2011, 04:09 PM
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Frozen mac & cheese?

Good lord, what has the world come to?
It's cool - I heated it up first...microwaving kills off all the bad stuff.
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Old 08-18-2011, 04:54 PM
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I accidently once smoked plastic. Funny story I was walking down the road when I deci.... perhaps this story is not TB friendly... Anyways, I am still alive. A few weird growths here and there. But I can still play bass and make some love, so that is all that matters I suppose.
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