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01-31-2008, 11:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Joliet Ill. | | | Anyone ever had a bass off at a show?
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I know stuff like that is probly a lil taboo on this site, but I was just wondering. The last show I played was sort of a punk vs metal themed show, so for the last act my band(metal) and the punk bass got on stage all at once (which sucked balls cuz there wasnt room enough for anyone to move), and we traded off playing songs. Of course, when we were done playing our sets, the singers got all excited and challenged each other to individual instrument battles, which ticked me off, cuz I hate to be put on the spot like that, and I was also pissed cuz there was nobody there who knew music enough to be the judge of who wins anyway. I dont wanna toot my own horn, but I kicked the guys ass, I played stuff I composed on the fly, and I learned later that the other guy was playing some other bands stuff thinking no one would know. But the icing on the cake is, the other guy won because they let the audience decide, I was extremely pissed, but at least I had fun(all the compliments on my awesome playing helped calm me down). Thats my bass-off story, maybe some of you could share yours. | 
01-31-2008, 11:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia | | Nope.
Next time someone tries a bass off with you, try whipping your little man out and offer them your tape measure.
That should stop em dead in their tracks. If not, play YYZ or something classical with 2 hand tapping 
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01-31-2008, 11:44 PM
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01-31-2008, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Depth_Charge Next time someone tries a bass off with you, try whipping your little man out and offer them your tape measure. | Heh..  | 
01-31-2008, 11:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Joliet Ill. | | | exactly Quote:
Originally Posted by alembicguy A what off?? | Thats just what I said, but i just went with it. | 
02-01-2008, 01:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Philadelphia, PA | | I usually let the lead gee-tar player do all the wanking.  | 
02-01-2008, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Time Consumer I know stuff like that is probly a lil taboo on this site, but I was just wondering. The last show I played was sort of a punk vs metal themed show, so for the last act my band(metal) and the punk bass got on stage all at once (which sucked balls cuz there wasnt room enough for anyone to move), and we traded off playing songs. Of course, when we were done playing our sets, the singers got all excited and challenged each other to individual instrument battles, which ticked me off, cuz I hate to be put on the spot like that, and I was also pissed cuz there was nobody there who knew music enough to be the judge of who wins anyway. I dont wanna toot my own horn, but I kicked the guys ass, I played stuff I composed on the fly, and I learned later that the other guy was playing some other bands stuff thinking no one would know. But the icing on the cake is, the other guy won because they let the audience decide, I was extremely pissed, but at least I had fun(all the compliments on my awesome playing helped calm me down). Thats my bass-off story, maybe some of you could share yours. | Guitar duels are the antithesis of music. | 
02-01-2008, 01:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Vancouver BC, Canada | | | Music competition = oxymoron | 
02-01-2008, 01:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Adelaide, South Aus | | musicians competing= major musical turn off
Good thing my singer would never do that to me, she's too sweet and smart. i would feel cheapened by being put in that situation, you handled it well though dude, kudos
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02-01-2008, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by SolomonsMarbles Guitar duels are the antithesis of music. | Using antithesis in a sentence is the antithesis of cool. | 
02-01-2008, 06:38 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | I thought they did the Bass Off in Hockey??
There's gotta be a canuck around here someplace to clear this whole thing up...........
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02-01-2008, 06:42 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Syracuse, NY | | And that makes what you said doubly uncool... I won't say the word because I am cool. LOL Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramstien Using antithesis in a sentence is the antithesis of cool. | | 
02-01-2008, 07:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Des Moines, IA, USA | | | I have never understood the concept of "(insert instrument here)-offs." It's one thing to improvise and trade off riffs, but what the heck is the point of trying to prove that you're "better" than someone else at the same instrument? Especially when you take into consideration that the average man on the street knows nothing about bass or what makes a good bassist and thinks that slapping INSTANTLY makes you a great bassist, it just doesn't make any sense. Music should be about people coming together and NOT about one person being "better" than another. | 
02-01-2008, 09:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ohio | | | you know a concert is lacking in substance when such an event arises | 
02-01-2008, 11:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Joliet Ill. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassman1185 I have never understood the concept of "(insert instrument here)-offs." It's one thing to improvise and trade off riffs, but what the heck is the point of trying to prove that you're "better" than someone else at the same instrument? Especially when you take into consideration that the average man on the street knows nothing about bass or what makes a good bassist and thinks that slapping INSTANTLY makes you a great bassist, it just doesn't make any sense. Music should be about people coming together and NOT about one person being "better" than another. | Thats exactly the way I think, and I didnt do any slapping for your information. | 
02-01-2008, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Time Consumer Thats exactly the way I think, and I didnt do any slapping for your information. | That's probably why you lost.  | 
02-01-2008, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by kerryg Music competition = oxymoron | oxymoron = an idiot with acne 
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02-01-2008, 12:23 PM
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02-03-2008, 08:06 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: maidstone | | | i had a bass-off between me, my friend tim (guitarist) and some other guitar guy who i think was famous. anyway the battery ont he abss i was using ran out so i lost...
tim got some elixir strings and i got a pick!!!
whoch was too thin so i gave it to tim..
and that was my day at london guitar show a couple of years ago, ha nd a nasty looking burger incident too...
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02-03-2008, 08:30 AM
| | | | moral to the story is.... dont do "instrument"-offs... and singers are usually retards
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