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Old 11-19-2008, 05:54 PM
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I used to spit my beer on our drummer. Then he'd spit his on me. Then we'd laugh. Then we'd realize we were covered in beer and stinky.
Okay that's not creepy.



...Not too creepy.
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Old 11-19-2008, 05:57 PM
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You put flour (fine grain) in the drummer's hi-hats so when he closes them, a big white cloud puffs up everywhere. I've heard of it as a prank, not a 'stage trick'....
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Huh?
Its in kung fu movies. Watch closely when someone gets kicked in the face.
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:56 PM
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Our drummer spilled his beer all over his kit (he does things like that). Every time he hit the snare a huge plume of water shot in the air... it looked AWESOME.
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Old 11-19-2008, 07:27 PM
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Its in kung fu movies. Watch closely when someone gets kicked in the face.

Oh. Okay. 'Cause you said, "I know in a lot of music, actors will sprinkle flour..."
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Hurm...I have no idea what his trick is but flour is flammable. You can sprinkle some over a flame and it will sort of sparkle/explode....I dunno how you would ignite it in this case though
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:46 AM
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Oh ya and I once took a dump in some guys Tuba.
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Old 11-20-2008, 01:28 PM
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You put flour (fine grain) in the drummer's hi-hats so when he closes them, a big white cloud puffs up everywhere. I've heard of it as a prank, not a 'stage trick'....
guess what i'm doing next practice!!!
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Old 11-20-2008, 02:29 PM
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I think someone confused "floor monitor" with "flour monitor".

Or possibly "power" with "powder".

You should have taken the opportunity to play "Wheat room" by Cream...
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No thanks I will pass on the Flower - UM K - Last time I Woke up on the hood of my car with my keys in my A$$, and a cop came up to me and said Is there a problem sir???
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