| A bass player dies and goes to musician's heaven. He's shown to a stage where he sees Jimi Hendrix, Rory Gallagher, Janis Joplin, Mama Cass Elliott, Steve Marriott, Randy Rhoades all waiting for him. A vintage Precision and a pristine original SVT stack are there for him. He picks up the bass, and it's the nicest sounding bass he's ever heard. It's perfectly in tune. The other musicians smile at him and nod. He thinks, "This is going to be sweet!"
Then Karen Carpenter sits at the drums and says, "Okay..'Close to you'....one-two-three-four...." | 
